THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch out ladies! Chad Hammons has the HERPS and he’s spreading it all over town! He’s usually found at Electric Cowboy preying upon young girls who are to stupid to know any better. Chad is 30 years old…lives with his daddy…has all kinds of nasty infections…drd, STAPH, & ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!! What’s even funnier is his down-syndrome lookin ass thinks he is hot shit! He’s got fucking caterpillars for eyebrows, haha!!