THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this “prize” is Julie Lawrence, Brooks Alberta’s wanna be porn Star, and I say that cause her ONLY ambition in high school was to make into the porn business, that was until she went to hair schoo land started working at a local strip club here and became a real winner. This b*tch wears so much make up up, and spray tans, she is a walking oompa loompa. She pleases more newphies then a E.I cheque and if you have a bottle of russian vodka and some “pepsi” your gaurenteed a blow job! She couldn’t even keep her first husband, he was f*cking a stripper at her work in the back room while she was on shift, so I guess she took it to heart and now tries to look like one of them so more guys will talk to her! Her best friend is Claire Rae, another dirty on here, and she always says she wants to be famous, so here’s you chance you Clown!