THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Vanessa. This girl has zero class. She is suicidal and bipolar and has multiple run ins with the police due to overdosing and multiple MIPs. She doesn’t have that many friends and the friends she does have she stabs them in the back by makes out with their boyfriends and putting them in danger of getting arrested. This girl has women’s transit on SPEED DIAL. She loves getting so f*cked up that she cant function and then f*cking as many guys as she can get her hand on. Fat or skinny, this girl has zero no self respect. She will f*ck multiple guys in one night and the next morning act like nothing happened. MEN OF GREEK ROW: WATCH OUT FOR THIS NUMBER! She loves going to frat parties and drinking so much she becomes a liability for the house. If you let this girl into your party, guaranteed your house will be receiving a phone call from the police and the next day your house will be dry. Rumor has it that this girl has woken up naked covered in vomit at 5 different frats. KEEP HER AWAY FROM YOUR HOUSE!