What Is Canary Doing Now That She Is Way Past Her Prime At The Age Of 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Canary is turning 30 this year and she’s still doing absolutely nothing except partying and getting wasted. Does this disappoint you?
No and it doesn’t surprise me either.- nik










30 isn’t old
For party girl tramps it is. It’s like 65 in dog years.
She has circus tits. If you look at the area around her bra line, that would be a pretty decent/normal looking massive rack. There’s just so much extra +2
We need a where are they now section for a few days.
Need to know where is the All Time Dirty Queen Richie Rexic. Then, Kolby, Blonkey, Alien, Nickel, Pucker, Predator, and Silver Dollar among others.
She was always cool to me at Sutra back in the day and I drank a lot of free Kettle/Red Bulls for nothing so she is always good in my book.
I like
I remember being about 27 and thinking ‘god i love clubbing I will never stop doing this.. I’ll be 40 and still love going out’
Then hit 30 and BAM… SO completely over it. Thats just me though..
I swear I saw this chic singing at Mastro’s in scottsdale 2/19… doing the lounge singer thing. Could it be?
Any ‘lady’ that old sporting that much chest with no rock on her finger obvisouly has some personallity issues and is desperate for attention. Makes a guy wonder what else is wrong with her. That top does a poor job of hiding her fluffy abs.
sad
She’s not that bad . I bet zdub would go home with her if she let him……..I would ….
Looks closer to 40
Shes the hottest dirty celeb ever!
Her name is Laura and she still bartends on occasion @ CH3 Gentlemans Club. Seen her up close. She looks closer to 45 and weathered from the extreme partying
haters in the building!
All of u haters go ahead and keep hating on this hot piece of ass!!!! Zdub- you’re probably some old club guy that still wears that beautiful shiny shirt u wore in 2000, that hasn’t been laid since the last hooker u paid to sleep with ur old, fat, douchey ass. Get a life and do something with yourself.
Maximus- you’re a pussy.
If you saw this girl in public, every last one of u would try and pick up on her. So kick rocks!