What You Guys Did This Weekend Was Not Right
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a bone to pick with you. I have heard of TheDirty and your name plenty of times in the last two years I have attended OSU. Never have I seen your site and I have no clue who you were. So Thursday I read the OSU paper and saw a picture of you and was instantly attracted to you and wanted to sleep with you. My friends told me you were married so I had no chance, but I don’t listen very well. I came to Big Bar to party with you guys and soon as I got into your VIP section, I introduced my self to you and first thing you told me is how sexy I was and how you love my huge boobs. I was so confused because everyone was walking up and taking pictures with this short mexican guy and I didn’t get who he was or why no one was taking pictures with you but whatever I was having a good time. Partying was fun with you guys and once I kissed you, I asked you if you were married and you said “LOL, me? Never”. Long story short, I wake up in the morning and the douchebag that was in your room was calling you Scooby… I was so f*cking confused. But I didn’t care I just slept with a celebrity so I felt really special. I get back to my sorority and tell my girls what happened and then we googled your name and who I thought was Nik Richie was not. Everything made sense after that, I jumped on TheDirty and come to find out, I was hooking up with Scooby and not YOU. WTF, you guys think its funny to play with girls heads like that? Nothing was cool about it? The fact I was calling him Nik the whole time and he was responding… now it makes sense why douche JV and you (the short mexican guy) were pointing to Scooby and I and consistently laughing at us… because the Joke was on ME. I just want to tell you and your whole staff… F*CK YOU. What you did was not cool at all.
Scooby thanks you for helping him end his 8 year drought.- nik
total. b. s.
I’m happy that there were no allegations about you cheating nik. You have a wife that guys would kill for and the most beautiful daughter…don’t ever f*ck it up like the rest of these guys do!
how does his ass taste? just wondering
Yeah, whenever Nik/JV/Scooby are watching the responses and saying that something is real that makes it 100% false. Good BS call…
Stupid girl. Like Nik would ever cheat on his beautiful wife with some college slut with a celebrity infatuation.
Hope you feel AWESOME (and by awesome, I mean absolutely f*cking stupid).
HAHA no kidding this sloot deserves it.. cheating whore! that’s what you get for being a skank
HAHA! That you think there is any truth to this at all, You’re the only awesome one around here.
That’s what you get for f*king someone for status!
I’m so embarrassed for the young dumb slut. If you are ambitious enough to be a starf*cker, at least know you’ve got the correct person…
On the other hand…way to go, Scooby. Glad you guys had fun
bahaha i go to osu and this does not surprise me at all… stupid sorority skanks
if your gonna spread your legs and bang someone, do a little bit more research honey. why would you even send this email to nik?? you know hes gonna post it and everyones just gonna think your a dumb skank. what do you think hes gonna say? “aww sorry babe, ill catch up with you next time”??? lol dumbass.
It’s fake stupid..
If this is actually true, the OP is a flaming retard and deserved what happened lol.
Trash like you get posted on the Dirty, and you posted your dumb ass self. Scooby, try and remember her name….we need info. funny stuff right here.
Stupid wh*re. That’s what you get for trying to f*ck a married guy.
I’m sorry…I’m a girl and I find this incredibly funny! This is why you do your research before “hooking up with a celebrity”. Seriously…The guy owns a site on which people talk shit, why wouldn’t he do something as facetious as this? Sorority girls….
Thats what happens when you act like a slut and try to sleep with someone you dont even know. Famous or not. That should teach you a lesson. Men are men. Dont put the blame on scooby for your sluty ways.
Scooby, Nik, Jv this is priceless.
Thats awesome. Someone might as well be banging this chicks out that want to sleep with nik. “She slept with a celebrity so she feels special”, wow, she obviously doesnt have alot of self esteem if she is making those kind of statements. The only thing that doesnt make sense is that if she thought scooby was attractive then why be butt hurt that you slept with him, unless you just wanted to sleep with a famous person, which in that case you got what was cumming to you or should I say on you.
hahahah classic……………………
If this was true, this post is Hall Of Fame. Might be the best one I have seen in 5+ years.
Nice story Scooby.
What is wrong with this girl?! You intentionally tried to bang a married man? That’s what you get you dirty slut. No self respecting female does that. Where is your self esteem? I’m assuming you have daddy issues? Scooby. we need intell on this whore. Name? Facebook?
Scoobs, can u please post a picture of your slay?
ahahhahahhahaha Nik your a evil genius! well bitch if you where to stupid to double check your info you got from a school paper, then you got what was coming to you. i just wish we could see the picture of the skank.
Hahhahahaha that’s what u get for being a WHORE!!! Sleeping, or at least attempting to, with a married man! SLUT!!!!
Homewrecker. You got what you deserved.
OMG Slutbag! Maybe you shouldn’t hook up with random guys just because you THINK they are a celebrity! DUH!!! And why do you care if you said you were instantly attracted to Scooby upon seeing his pic anyways? You’re just mad cuz you didn’t get to sleep with a married man because he’s the bigger celeb?!? Wow. Classy! I think dumb sluts like you get just what they deserve! This is hilarious! Good job guys!
Hahahahaha way to go Scooby!!! …dumb skank… You get what you deserve… Being out on blast for a for a dumb ass WHORE!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha I am literally laughing about this!!
If this isn’t fake, then its clear proof of why every credible nationality looks down upon the American citizen. Bunch of r’tards
DA STRONG! Congrats on helping breaking the dry spell for Scooby…
Now fall back in line ya whooore.
What a dumbass whore! I agree, whore, you got what you deserved. You spread so easily for a guy you thought was kind of famous. Why should any guy respect you; why should Scooby tell you the truth when you let him know you didn’t care about respect; that you were really only there to get laid?
Learn a lesson. Then get some therapy to learn how to achieve healthy self esteem. Don’t let it happen again. You really should think much more highly of yourself. Stop being a whore.
I’d totally do Scooby.
Thats funny!
GULLABLE !!!!!!!!!!! Blame no one but yourself ……
I blame america for your bad spelling..
Now that shit is funny….
I cannot wait to hear the guys tell this story from their perspective on the radio show this week! Way to go Scoobs:)
LMAO, what a fantastic little slut.
Congrats Scoobs.
id do jv
Sluts like this deserve to be played.
being a skank is “not cool”.
sooooo you slept with a guy because you thought he was some famous guy, and now your upset cause his crew lied to you? ahhha what did you expect? hahahahahah
Lmaooooo this shit isn’t real, whoever believes this post is brainwashed by the dirty. Can’t hate though because its obviously working and your rich as f*ck
God, I’d love to know who the girl is that posted this.
Good for Scooby! If she was too stupid to know what she was getting into she deserved the bait and switch. Especially if she went to a college that would publish an article before doing any research.
dumb f’ing chick–doncha remember in driving school when they told you to drive defensively ie be confident in yourself but put safety first by observing what the other drivers are doing in your vicinity and not putting your trust in them!!!!!! yeah, shame on you guys BUT it’s up to you AS THE LADY (the one in control=you don’t have a penis)to watch out for yourself OR RISK GETTING PLOWED!!!!! date defensively, girls…………………..stupid, desperate chicks………….honour your vagines by keeping them nice and warm and healthy down there (your future children are depending on you) AND NOT A FREE FOR ALL. my mother calls the easy ones “open houses”– everyone going in and out all day, all week, and twice each on sundays!!!!!!!!! as for my dearest nik and the gang, shame on you guys (you have a daughter but hopefully you’ll teach her DEFENSIVE DATING). also, what kind of respect do you think you deserve, you silly, birdbrained girl–in your own barely-there mind, you slept with a married man, DUMB CHICK. hope you learned a lesson. too bad it had to include your integrity. oh well, chances are you’ll do it again…………..so why am i even bothering??!!scooby–high five bud, hope your comrades handed you some protection!!
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What…. No, actually I don’t even care. Shut the hell up.
you shut the hell up, fag–this comment is for girls–what are you, a little girl??!!lay off, mister!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dumb bitch. Shut the f*ck up an get a f*cking life already. Your a f*cking ugly fat idiot.
@GG
For someone who prides themself on being educated & classy, you have exhibited poor education & NO CLASS WHATSOEVER here. Your post didn’t even fully make sense. Yes, the main point got across, but some of it was rather pointless & senseless.
Why are you still on here? Everyone here f*cking HATES you & finds you annoying. Most don’t tell you ’cause you’re not really worth the time, but JESUS CHRIST!!! You are so irritating with your lack of intelligence & your complete f*cking ignorance. Just go away already! Why do you think so many people “pretend to be you” if that’s NOT just you desperately scraping up every scrap of attention you see others receiving. Just shut the f*ck up.
Let me guess, this is going to be another time where you get so upset by what someone’s said that you publicly announce you’re going to unplug your computer & then go do so. You do realize you can simply exit the website & go to another one, right? You don’t have to even turn the computer OFF, let alone unplug it from the wall. Who’s a dumb bitch.
You are a f*cking cunt. Leave the dirty. Please. You ruin it. Your very existence is nauseating.
Haha, you stupid whore. Now, if you feel a burning sensation down there or have weird bumps go check them out. I mean, he’s a celeb…they sleep with anything that walks, on two legs or four…and you had that in you…..oh yuck! Lol better luck next time?
hahahahahhaahhaaha… when you want to bang someone just because they are famous and can add it to your “sexual bucket list” that means you weren’t paid enough attention by daddy.
GOOD FOR YOU SCOOBY!
F*CKINhilarious,,, brightened up my rainy Monday:)
i concur, can’t wait till this weeks show,,,,
wow. have been stalking thedirty since they outed the california porno gay hater chick from the beauty pageant……but this is one of the best posts ever. chick -if you are f*cking someone because they are in the paper and you were misinformed and thought they were a married blogger…. YOU are the problem……beyond pathetic.
Something funny at last. This creature is a moron.
Id do all three
Haha Omg this is so funny.
If this really happened, good for Scooby. Btw, poster, you are a whore, lol.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That a boy Scooby! She got what she deserved, sleeping with someone with in the first few hours that you meet and mainly cause you think they are a famous person? Wow great female role model she is going to turn out to be. I have always wondered, why is it so important to sleep with a famous person? Do they have special powers?
I hope this isn’t fake because this is hilarious!
LMAO “Short Mexican”
why is everyone cheering on scooby? that is just disgusting and sleazy, but so is she! if she thought he was cute, fine, but then she says she wanted to sleep with a ‘celebrity’..is nik or scooby or fred farkle dolty dillweed JV some sort of celebrity? HA! oh, poster, you have nice big boobs! and i thought scooby seemed like the nice guy, hes a pig too. i used to think he is sort of cute but not if he just thinks any young big boob sorority girl is hot, but good for him, what a dummy!
If you were DA, you’d know our man Scoob hasn’t been laid in quite some time. Stfu troll.
well planned gentleman. Scoob prob knew he had it in the bag after the first half hour of her not finding out who he really was. I’m going to second the notion of providing some supplemental material from the night for our enjoyment,please. (pictures, videos, names, facebook, texts, ect). If not, it’s only a matter of time before this girl becomes a bottle rat and projects DRD to its highest in Cbus. However,if you’re feeling kind, spare the innocent cocks who don’t know who this skankrag is, so we can save a few dollars on the co-pay to urgent care and medications.
I’m always on this site and barely if ever post BUT if this is true I just had too . . . . You deserve all you get honey the fact you even emailed . . . . I would b hanging my head in shame apart from checking your facts next time stay away from married men
Lol, this story made my morning.
Who cares if it’s true or not?
This post is fake and I can’t see anyone deliberately trying to have sex with nik or any of his ass-ugly posse.
haha wow your a whore
why you went to the big bar for your appearance is beyond me. for starters, the big bar f*cking sucks. their 2 best dj’s just up and quit because the owner – wait, the guy who SAYS he owns the place but doesn’t own shit, adam, treats everyone like shit. i hope you got paid in cash because i bet the check bounces
i hope you got a VD
Don’t be a whore and these kind of things won’t happen to you!! Geez!