THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Niki Backwood. She’s damn hot and 18. Been seeing her around the clubs last few weeks and was wondering if you were a single man, visiting Melbourne and had the chance with Nik… WOULD YOU?
Why would anyone travel to Australia to bang a dark haired chick? Aborigines are for the Gays. Every American man’s dream is to bang a Golden haired blue eyed Koala. This chick can beat it!- nik
Anonymous says:
18-22 are pretty much the best time to bang chicks…..its all down hill from there……
to AnonymousLOL says:
Downhill after 22?? You must have absolutely no game bro. So your telling me chicks don’t still settle for butthurt ogres who bust out one-liners (after the age of 22)?
to LOLwell.. says:
That is not “every American mans dream”. speak for yourself. Dark hair, light eyes, fair skin french girl. I like that more. To each there own.
to well..hahahahahaha I know says:
what’s with Niks fetish for blondes??? Isn’the middle eastern of some sort? for real?? dumb ass fake blondes were put into your head at a young age and you idolized that huh. Well brunette’s are far more beautiful not to mention can hold there own. Blonde is cute yes, but it makes me annoyed to put up with there stupid girl act and lack of a personality. Hey girs! When you dye your hair, guys DO notice the roots. Blondes don’t fool anyone these days. DONE> NEXT>
to hahahahahaha I knowKen says:
DARK HEADED WOMAN WOULD NOT BE ALL THAT BAD IF THEY DIDN’T HAVE A THICKER MOUSTACHE THAN I DO
to Kenjosh says:
HAHAH blondes have the same deal its just blonde hair, check it in the sun. YOU WILL NOTICE LOL
to joshLorenzo Lorenzen says:
I’d hitter in the sh1tter
to Lorenzo LorenzenAnonymous says:
I use to have the blonde hair and blue eyes but i decided to color my hair black and let me tell you..i get more attention with the black hair and blue eyes then i did with the blonde. sorry nik, you’re wrong with your whole ” blondes are hotter than brunettes”
to AnonymousKen says:
You forgot to mention at the time you were a blonde you didn’t have your artificial leg yet SO now that you can walk yourself to the bathroom it is a plus.
to Kenon this side... says:
The most gorgeous people I see are always dark haired. The blondes that I see that are attractive built there looks on makeup, extensions, and BS. Yes I live in California. I don’t know why blonde is such a big deal? Very plain color.
to on this side...lets be very REAL here for once. says:
damn straight. The blonde craze is old, and plus. Blonde looks washed out. The presence of a dark haired beauty is so much richer and “present” if you get what i’m saying. PLUS brunette hair shines with reds and golds in the sun. Blonde just looks like a white mess. haha.
to lets be very REAL here for once.Anonymous says:
Nik is right, obesity runs rampant just like this girls’ hanging jowels and they are where the US was 20 yrs ago. Australia is the land of convicts exported from Britain so yeah, the slags all have that wicked big nose typical English look with raging alcohol & drug problems. They are known throughout the world as drunken loudmouthed YOBS and the girls steal from everyone. European countries have actually asked Aussies to stay the hell out. I don’t blame them. The flight was crazy long and I wish I had visited another Country instead of enduring the fatty dirty slobs over there . Frickn hell, save yourself time and money and go to the Maldives.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Looks like she’s going bald in the big picture….wtf? Nice dirty clothing all over the floor with frosty eyeshadow? Wassup with all them in NZ and Aust. dyeing their hair black? So 90′s. They’re so backwards…..it’s where Kartrashian sells her cheap line of bags and crap. That’s right, we don’t want that has been, can we export the fatty?
to Anonymousidiot says:
that light reflecting off her hair. get some glasses fool
to idiotHaha says:
You mean like they sell as sears? Aussies dont buy that shit and we dont have losers like kim as our celebrities.
to HahaKim is cheap and tacky just like all you americans. Look at any city on this website and the women in america are disgusting hoe bags and ugly as hell. Oh and im thinking the dirty laundry you speak of is a beach bag moron. Get a education. But we know America is so behind in that department. Dumb/ ugly/ fat =americans.
NIKLOVESDIK says:
Nik is such a cunt faced loser. What color hair does he have naturally?? Pretty sure he isn’t and never will be a “golden haired blue eyed” anything. LOL even though this girl is just ok, nik still wouldnt even have a chance.
to NIKLOVESDIKAnonymous says:
HAHA! Yeah, that, unlike her hair, she can’t dye.
to Anonymousmbg says:
And his daughter Press…
to mbgERin says:
Nick….that was the wrong move to make. If you are coming here, yet you state “Aborigines are for the gays…”??
to ERinI know you dont care about the American media, but over here, that stuff makes national headlines. You will be called a racist, and have a massive massive backlash. Are you aware of the politics surrounding our Indigenous community and racism? I am aware, once again that you will probably say that this is your opinion, but Australians are prettydamn hardline when it comes to this stuff. Please dont ruin your reputation before you come here as a celebrity. We actually find your posts hilarious ( as this is often our opinion of American”gals”!!) Your sense of humour is dry, which is an Australian trait, and one we love to see replicated in other internationals!! You will find here that we have a similar sense of humour. However, remarks like yours about Aboriginals dont fly. You might even get protests where youre at??
Please, before the media get ahold of this….change your post!!Dont ruin this trip for yourself.
Anonymous says:
Is that what you’re going to tell your daughter? She most certainly will never have naturally blonde hair. Then again, neither does her mother.
to AnonymousAnonymous says:
Such a self post..I’m surprised she would submit that big gut of hers! She must be new here..
to AnonymousNik is a secret KKK memmber says:
Nik you are Racist by default , I feel sorry for your daughter for you no absolutly nothing about women.I am dating a psyc major and basicly you are a gay racist with added layers on top of that and that you find any of this fulfilling is secondary to the fact you are a CERTIFIED GAY RACIST .Press will not enjoy having you as her father unless she is perfect huh ? as if you will be in her life that long …..
to Nik is a secret KKK memmberAnonymous says:
Nik, what? Ramble ramble.
to AnonymousThe answer is hell yes I’d hit it. She’s hot enough for that for sure.
Aussie guy says:
aw niki blackwood i know her. hot stuff!
to Aussie guy