THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Corey Allan Mugford. I can’t believe he has not been on here yet. He is the biggest alcoholic I have ever met. He jokes about being drunk for entire years at a time. He does every drug he can get his hands on and he is absolutely fcking NUTS. I dated him for a very short period of time. He has major problems with erectile dysfunction. His d*ck, as best as I can tell from its flaccid state is only about 3-4 inches long. He was the worst lay I ever had. I’m not sure I can actually claim to have slept with him because he could never get it up and always sort of tried to mash it into me. He’s a terrible kisser and he always has 5 oclock shadow and leaves burn marks on your face from it. He is always drunk and his behavior is appalling. Ladies be warned, if you try to break up with him, he will go absolutely ape sh*t on you. Stay away! Far, far, far away!
I bet if he experimented with a guy he wouldn’t have those problems…no homo.- nik