THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love my girlfriend to death and plan on marrying her but the last year of our relationship it has bored me to death basically. Our sex life is basically non existent and when we do have sex, all I keep doing is thinking about Chin-Chilla in this outfit. My girl refuses to do anything that will remotely turn me on, but I love her too much to leave her. Anything I can do to motivate her?
Why change your game plan? Keep your eyes closed… it is best for all parties involved.- nik