Duck Face Slore
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, presenting to you MN’s one and only Sarah Lundberg. I don’t exactly know why I’m evening talking about this girl considering she’s a non- factor to everyone in Minneapolis.. However, a few things need to be presented to the board. First of all Sarah is notorious for doing sexual favors for things like shots of alcohol and drugs. Once at a bar she couldn’t afford the $10 dollar patron shot- so decided to turn to one of her “brothers” and say she would suck him if he bought her the shot. Funny thing is.. it was 2 for 1 night.. therefore, she sucked someones dick for the free shot. And when I say “brothers” i’m talking about the 5 guys she calls her brothers and closest friends.. even though they run around calling her annoying and telling these stories about her. In fact, the nicest thing I have ever heard anyone say about her is “Well, she can admit she is a whore and doesn’t hide it”. This girl hooks up with peoples boyfriends in hopes that she will take them away from their women. Funny thing is she is really used as a second hand, trailer park, rebound that is willing to drive them around in her 1999 Honda that she calls “her baby”. Topping it all off, sadly Sarah had to move out of her $600/mo apartment because she couldn’t afford it 
Just wanted to know… do you like her Jay Leno chin or her duck face more? CONGRATS LUNDBERG, your boyfriend dumped you twice in two weeks and is now with another girl, hope your “heart” stops hurting soon. And, where are your eyebrows?
Looks like she’s saving up enough clothes for a mutual favor from a friend…- nik
LOL I saw this girls chlamydia slip all over facebook to all the grls men who have touched her GET CHECKED
lmao this girl hooked up with my boyfriend when we were in a fight and she texted him for weeks after heartbroken that he didnt want her. leave sarah no one will miss you.
And you’re the dumbass that stayed with him???
Stop hating because she f*cks your man everytime your at starbucks lol sarah is awesome maybe you should find a man who wants only you so you can stop trying to ruin other peoples lifes. Maybe you should make posts about the 5 other “whores” he f*cked this week grow up
Omg I grew up with this slut on Waconia. She was known as a slut in high school too sad that sum ppl never change. That comment about her admitting she is a slut is so funny bcuz I’ve heard her say it b4! Idk how she has a bf now he must live far away and kno nothing about her. Poor guy!!
LMAO her new mans name is SHANE STROSCHEIN and he lives in st.cloud…she comes to see him every weekend but broke up with him right before she went on vacation to florida…and then got back together when she got back!! #dirtball
Don’t u have a kid u need to be worrying about instead of clearly going out of your way to not only get pictures of her and find out information about her but also to make this lame ass website that no one has even heard of. Jealously is written all over this. If she wasn’t a threat there would be no need for the self defense.
The girl who made this post has a kid??? Wow what a positive influence…NOT, I have no clue how people can put petty things like this in front of their children, I know a few myself, so sad and pathetic, I feel bad for the kid
Hahaha I hate this girl too
Ashley Mayland wrote this, who lets her mom watch her kid bc she is too busy blowing the world. I know at least 40 guys she’s hooked up with lol it’s funny that a huge whore writes this bc she’s mad her ex calls Sarah after he literally three her bed outside lol.
To the Anonymous user who just wrote that…you have no idea any situation with my daughter so you can stfu…I’m busy blowing the world? I’ve been sleeping with the same guy for the last 3 years so you’re funny and 40 guys? I can count 10 so let’s hear your list of 40…and my bed was put outside because I was on my way with a truck and didn’t want whores like this one in my bed. Get your facts straight doll face.
I find it SO funny that Sarah is on here defending herself and acting like she is someone else. I also think it’s HILARIOUS that you all this Ashl
Sarah.. stop trying to defend yourself on here. In all honesty.. you suck dick for coke and shots. Plain and simple. You drive a shit mobile.. you can’t afford rent… and you suck off guys who have women.. and then make fun of the women? If you’re laughing at them.. what do you think everyone is doing to you? You get rode hard and put away wet and then everyone sits back and laughs at how miserable and pathetic you are. I also.. would love to laugh at whoever wrote the comment about Starbucks.. sooo the only thing you know about Ashley is that she goes to Starbucks a lot? Odd… so that’s when her boyfriend cheats on her? hahahahah. Don’t be so upset that you can’t afford Starbucks. And as to the people making fun of the type of mother she is.. you obviously aren’t around… or see the time she spends with her BEAUTIFUL daughter that you will never come close to having because you look like you were born on a highway… that’s where most accidents happens. SO… the only advice I have to give to you Sarah… is smile instead of doing that duck face, close your legs, get checked every month, find a real job and hopefully.. I pray to god.. one day you can have a REAL apartment, a REAL car, and REAL brothers that you don’t suck off for a dollar… just so they can run around and tell everyone your business and act like your friend to your face. Now please, go run to daddy and tell HIM to fill the hole he left.. instead of look for a dick to. Can you please stop being so obvious that you long for self respect now?
LOL I hate this grl… lundberg havent u had enough of sucking dick already dmn uve been doing this since HS!!!!!!!!
whoever posted that no one knows about this site is a raging idiot.. you’re on it.
You’ve impressed us all with that potsnig!
i met this girl of pof she was so much funn mmmm juicy cnt to