THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, presenting to you MN’s one and only Sarah Lundberg. I don’t exactly know why I’m evening talking about this girl considering she’s a non- factor to everyone in Minneapolis.. However, a few things need to be presented to the board. First of all Sarah is notorious for doing sexual favors for things like shots of alcohol and drugs. Once at a bar she couldn’t afford the $10 dollar patron shot- so decided to turn to one of her “brothers” and say she would suck him if he bought her the shot. Funny thing is.. it was 2 for 1 night.. therefore, she sucked someones dick for the free shot. And when I say “brothers” i’m talking about the 5 guys she calls her brothers and closest friends.. even though they run around calling her annoying and telling these stories about her. In fact, the nicest thing I have ever heard anyone say about her is “Well, she can admit she is a whore and doesn’t hide it”. This girl hooks up with peoples boyfriends in hopes that she will take them away from their women. Funny thing is she is really used as a second hand, trailer park, rebound that is willing to drive them around in her 1999 Honda that she calls “her baby”. Topping it all off, sadly Sarah had to move out of her $600/mo apartment because she couldn’t afford it Just wanted to know… do you like her Jay Leno chin or her duck face more? CONGRATS LUNDBERG, your boyfriend dumped you twice in two weeks and is now with another girl, hope your “heart” stops hurting soon. And, where are your eyebrows?
Looks like she’s saving up enough clothes for a mutual favor from a friend…- nik