THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the hottest broads I have ever seen. Men take a look. Get your lube out. and Nik tell me what you think. This is Lauren Cosgrove, she is dating a pro hockey player. I don’t understand why the hot ones always date the douchebags.
Are those her real eyes and why did she settle for Hockey?- nik
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she has a “who farted” nose, and all the tanning has aged her by about 30 years.
ok. I really love her shoes and want to know if anyone has any info on where I can get them as a gift for someone! (weird as hell, but please!)
It’s called the internets….use it
Thanks ass-hole. I didn’t know the internet existed! oh and its internet not internets. If your going to be a smart ass, at least make sure your the one that doesn’t look like an ass. P.S, guarantee you never get bareback.
It’s YOU’RE.not your. I can not stess this enough! Check YOUR grammar before you call someone out on their spelling :p but I agree, the above person sounds like an ass..
They have boots like those on tillys.com right now for like $15.00.
Now that is beauty! Her eyes are awesome!
So someone is automatically a douchebag, because he is a professional athlete? While many douchebags are professional athletes, you’ll find douchebaggery is apparent in every profession. I fail to see the correlation you are attempting to make. It only serves as an appearance of your jealousy. Perhaps women like Miss Cosgrove would find you appealing if you weren’t such a jealous prick.
Wow, I’m pretty anal with posts but you took the analysis to a new, and unnecessary, level. It’s fun to call athletes (pro) douchebags because most of them are and they make more money than most. I’ll go ahead and call you one of said doucebags in your chosen profession.
I’m anal too… but I’m pretty sure this person’s post above, was fake. Notice how over board and sarcastic they were? geeze don’t take life too f*ckin seriously.
and BTW your post doesn’t really make sense, asshat..
jealous
She has pretty eyes, and nice teeth. Everything else a out her is ugly.
nice repeat self-post
why is her nose all wrinkled up?
not hot at all… is this a selfpost?
That is not the prettiest girl you’ve ever seen.
Sorry but I think she looks old. She isn’t gonna age well.
Its always about the $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!! Thats why!!!!!
She looks old
I had a crack at her once
You had a crack at her as in a chance or crack in her as in you did her?
612!! All the hot girls are raised to chase hockey players up here. I think she looks better in person then in the pics.
OMG i creeped on her and she is dating a player from MY hometown hockey team.. the STL blues hahah wtf
Nik, say what you want about the girl…but leave hockey and Oshie out of it. What’s wrong with hockey players? Just because you could never play she’s “settling?” You’re ridiculous.
Why is she wearing a blackhawks shirt in one of her pics if her BF plays for the Blues?? Then she was wearing a Wild tee? Obviously she’s a puck slut.
It is a Sioux shirt. If you knew where he played college might help. Don’t comment on things you don’t know!
Ohhkay then what about the hawks shirt genius?? I agree.. PUCK BUNNY!
soo I had no clue Oshie had a girlfriend.. hes slept with this chick from STL who goes to Lindenwood a bunch!!!! Forreal her name’s Emily Helling.
Ya everyone knows this.. and that emily chick is way sexier. she’s a model for cryin out loud
just looked at emily “the model” .,…shes gross as f.
and this girl is gorgeous and youre all jealous…”she has a who farted nose” …wtf is that….like try harder to make up an insult cause there’s nothing wrong with her
people ALWAYS hate on pretty girls
JUST like you said.. people always hate on PRETTY GIRLS. way to creep on emily and hate on her. and yeah she is pretty. don’t be mad at me, i’m not the cheater. apparaently TJ thinks shes hotter haha so take it up with him. but in my opinion she is way hotter…
and she does have a “who farted” nose haha that was a good one
Large incisors are large
um seriously? you must live a pretty sheltered life if you think this chic is the prettiest girl you have ever seen. there is no way you actually believe that? This chic is average, and i dont date oompa loompas which she resembles b.c. once again she is one of the chics that think being orange is attractive! and you can tell she def. has bad skin. No i wouldnt classify this chic as hot. This has to be a self post b.c. the only person that would think this chic is extremely hot is herself.
She’s a Minnesota girl. Where are the usual comments on that? Lmao.
Being orange isn’t cute. There is a difference between being tan, and being orange.
she’d look better if her roots werent showing. roots look trashy.
OP you are a real creep. “get out your lube” you sound like a hockey player that has had too many concussions.
ew. self post. this chick looks terrible, and the eyes can’t be real
So Nik berates all these beautiful women, and he has nothing bad to say on an average looking girl with gross-looking-colored-fake blonde hair?
^^^agreed
her little sister is so ugly compared to her. so sad.
Seriously Lauren, stop posting yourself on here. #1 you are sooo fake. Orange is not hot, you live in Minnesota. Natural skin color is much more sexy. #2 TJ cheats on you, and has many times in the past. Your lack of self esteem is so annoying.
I KNOW! TJ cheats on her all the time with Lindenwood girls everytime he is in st. louis…
no.
Shes hot. but the hottest girl on the planet im sorry but no.
Her nose area bothers me. She won’t age well if she keeps up the tanning. She already looks old. Also, to answer the poster’s question. Girls date douche bags because they are typically more attractive than great guys who are typically not so attractive. DUH.
She is not that pretty :S
Just because someone is blonde and blue eyed and slim doesn’t mean that they’re pretty
Cover up her hair in the pictures… and shes actually ugly
shes absolutely stunning. Her and tj are the cutest couple I have ever seen. Who would cheat on her?
SELF POST.
wears color contacts lol.
You guys are insane if you can say this girl is average. Those look like her real eyes.
Can someone say SELF POST from Emily Helling?? We get it. You want to be in the spotlight….NOT atttractive at all.
She’s literally the prettiest girl I have ever seen. Her eyes are beautiful. her and tj look like the cutest couple. i like her roots too
How do you know he cheats? If you don’t have details than its not true and if it is tell Lauren because she can clearly do better.
holy shit i just saw this girl in cabo at a wet t shirt contest. No way she has a bf. If she does she definitely didnt act like it. she looks waaaaayyyyyyy better in a wet t shirt than these pics
she needs to dump the hometown girl lost look and get an agent.
the guy she is dating is actually one of the bigger beauties I’ve come across in a long time.
boyfriend is actually a huge beauty .. #flow
i sat next to her at a game last year and she is one of the nicest people that i have ever met. this site is disgusting and i hope that she takes these comments with a grain of salt because they mean absolutely nothing and come from negative people who are unhappy with their own lives. TJ is a sweetheart and such a gentleman, and i think that they both deserve each other. to everyone who thinks they can comment something berating about her, please do society a favor and grow up.
I want to know what her vag looks like! Bald?? Tucked up?
Lauren if you’re listening I would never cheat on you and I would treat you like a princess. I don’t have pro hockey player, but I do pretty good.