I Can’t Believe She Works There

March 21, 2012 Miami, The Dirty, University of Miami 30 8,774 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Jennifer Mason thinks she is some sort of a model and dancer, but as you can see without photo-shop she is one ugly girl, and barely a model. Fake Hair, Fake Boobs, Fake Tan, globbed on layers of make up cheap ass wigs and crappy extensions and she is still so gross. She thinks she is all that because a few nightclubs pay her a 100 bucks a night to dance in her lingerie. But trust me nobody wants to see her waving her nasty sweaty ass with her camel toe sticking out in there face all night long, plus she smells real bad. Whenever she starts to dance near us we can’t help but laugh at her. To make matter worse when she is done with work she comes back out in her cheap ass streets clothes to look for Pepsi and continues to dance her nasty sweaty body all over the place in an effort to find more drugs. Some one needs to tell her to sit down and sober up, because she looks so stupid! You can find her at clubs doing what she calls dancing, but it looks more like a lost retarded cracked out robot. When the clubs close you can always find her after hours at Space, looking for the Pepsi, and with nose like that, you know she loves her Pepsi. She is fugly, she looks like a tranny, and all the girls I am friends with only hang out with her for her connections, we laugh at how dumb she is, none of us like her, she is so pathetic, and such a hot mess. She thinks she looks like a Barbie doll, but I am yet to see a Barbie doll have as much cellulite as this b*tch does, the only thing Jennifer Mason and Barbie have in common is they both have the same cheap fake blonde hair. Supposedly her loser ex-boyfriend Josh Mattey recently got her a boob job to improve her look, But damn he should have fixed that nose and her ugly crooked yellow teeth first. Nik please put this girl on blast, no one wants to see this nasty cracked out, big nosed, stinky sweaty pepsi sloot dancing on top of tables anymore.

I blame Josh for making her look almost like a woman.- nik