THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy right here is Brandon Alton. He is the biggest loser I’ve ever meet. He steals from everyone and anyone he can. Cheats on his gf, who’s about to have his kid. He lived with one of my bros and stole from him and his dad and he steals from his own family. He the biggest goof ever, don’t trust this guy with anything. Don’t even leave him alone in your house cuz he will take anything that he thinks will get him a line of c*ke and a crack rock.