Peter The Dietician

March 20, 2012 Chicago, Southern Illinois University 12 7,039 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Peter the “dietician” from Bensenville. What people don’t really know about him is he nearly failed out of SIU, he is in reality a lunch room meal server. He takes laxatives on a regular basis, his *ss is still jealous of the sh*t that comes out of it though. He is also driving a c class Mercedes he cannot afford (car he thinks makes up for his small greg) he hits and cheats on his gf regularly and hes a piece of sh*t FES. He lies on his resumes and puts fake managers down because he gets fired from every job. Why does he get fired? For harassing the women he works with. You’re a joke Peter!

So he makes sloppy Joes for a living.- nik