THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have you seen how sexy and hot Picasso is looking lately? I mean the girl went from a 6.4335 from the first time I saw her, to a 7.324 and now she is clearly a 9.232 or higher. Do you agree Nik?
She is still in the 7.32456617 range, but her nose is settling really well. I am proud to claim her advances in society.- nik
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HM. Nik you always make fun of way hotter chicks. What is your deal? She looks like a bro chick…..maybe that’s why you like her.
Now all they need is a cure for Vaginal Warts & Herpes & shell be all set, Nasty stripper pig!!!
Definitely not hating or being mean but in the second pic the close up does her nose look crooked between her eyes ???
i think she used bronzer to shade the sides of her nose to make it look smaller?
that was my first thought, it’s totally crooked
Ha! Definitely crooked. To go with that crooked eye. Nice job.
I thought this girl was gorgeous before she ever got any work done.
Uh she looka like a man still lmao @ dime. PLS
I give Esjay Craigie an 8.
Ohh Nik you obviously don’t have time to do your research but with all these dirty celebs, I don’t blame you. My point is, those are OLD pictures. You should see the actual AFTER pictures of the nose job.
Esjay unfortunately hasn’t posted any because clearly she is not happy with the results. She is constantly hiding her face or wearing huge sunglasses to cover them.
Sorry she is still a 4!
Picasso.. Always tilt your head like you did in the first pic.
Otherwise we focus on your wonking eyes.
who gives a shit… =/
Esjay, you are BEAUTIFUL!
Her nose is pointing to the right
She’s beautiful!
her nose is uneven, actually her whole face is uneven. shes asymmetrical
so average
she is not hot nor attractive in my opinion
I hope that second pic was BEFORE she had a nose job, cause its croooooooooooked!!!!!
Better than before but she will always be Picasso.
This girl is played out already
Super hot. Check out her Twitter for a few much better pics.
Why doesn’t she do some real modeling in this narrow window where she is still young and hot?
She’s ugly if you ask me. Her nose still looks crooked, nude lips on her look awful, and she seriously needs fat taken from her eyelids. And then a lift so she doesn’t look like some inbred retard.
Dimes don’t work at dive bars in Canada….there are no dimes in Canada. She needs some fat injected in to her non existent upper lip…
nice self post- give it up already.
her nose is definitely shifting to the left…
I’d giver her a facial after I choke her out…jus sayin
Her nose is crooked in the second picture. Was that before the nose job? lol
She looks way hotter in the 1st pic too because she’s got her head tilted, and it’s hiding her wonky eye.
Her saggy eye keeps her down. however. stop wearing nude lipstick. it doesnt help.
cute girl and kudos to her for trying out different things in a city that is sometimes critical/skeptical about one being unique.
LMFAO she still works at a bar!!! God wpg u are still the same. Hot girls work at earls or bars till they are 30 , marry a regular and get divorced 4 times. Guys still plucking eye brows and pretending they are from the jesery shore. I bet 100000 would show up for Winnipeg shore auditions. Pacino please stop. Your time is long over. Did You not notice you recieved more attention when you were the old you? Now you look like every 17 yr old E.K girl snapping self pics with fake eyelashes and posting them every 3 hours. Great job blowing all that plastic surgery money You look generic “Winnipeg hot” you are appart of 10000 girls that look just like that. Really to bad.
It sounds like we all forgot pacino
It’s Picasso not pacino u retard lmao and you clearly were never attractive or smart enough to be hired at a restaurant like earls.
Lmao! You don’t have to be smart to work at a restaurant dumb ass! I’m guessing your greatest achivement was landing a serving job at a restaurant ” like earls.”
Do you even know what Picasso means?
do you have any idea how much attractive girls make working at bars, even in a dead city like wpg??!!didn’t think so………………………………….
u need a nose job greek godess lol i know who u are sucks that u didnt win at world of wheels lol dick nose
Give us greek godess’s real name.
wow, you are brilliant–out of the thousands of greeks in the city you figured out who i am. are you a mensa member yet??
how was the car show? terrible as always? did you get to meet Billy The Exterminator too?
i do………….
it’s a lot
i heard the psychic network channel is hiring–you should apply. learn how to speak first.
You’re not making six figures…………. you’re not making enough.
Well at a bar even if you walk away with $200 bucks a night your likely only working on Fri, Sat.. so congrats on ur $800/2 weeks…. same as a F/T employee makes, but they don’t have to dress like sluts and ruin relationships they wanna have. If you take a waitresses tips and divide that by how many hours they worked you get about $18/hr… same as a health care aide etc, GO GET YOURSELF SOME DAMN EDUCATION BEFORE YOUR ALL DRIED UP.
shut up kristina, we all know its you….
Picasso is a pretty girl….but the nose job was a bad idea. Looked better before! sfmh
This girl is a grimy bar slut and always will be! No amount of plastic surgery could make her look any better! Any girl could put on 2 pounds of make up and look decent. I would like to see at least one photo of her without make up. Although, that would never happen cause she truly knows she just too average to get any better job than “dancing” in bars. Give up already you ugly slut!
she’s a grimy bar slut because shes probably raking in five hundred bucks in tips nightly just ’cause she’s pretty and knows how to serve a drink?? jealous much?????????????????
So im totally thinking all the people hating are either jealous or single. Just goes to show how many shallow people are in dirty winnipeg, make no wonder I moved away. Like seriously grade yourself compared to her where do you stand on a scale. I dont even know this girl and im sure some of you dont either. what makes you better ?
earls girls arent sluts!!!
your right ..earl girls are caked up bitches haha
Quit removing my posts you little persian twerp.
No one is jealous, if someone is vapid enough that they need to post 1,000 self head shots on the internet then they deserve the good/bad/ugly when it comes to criticism. Perhaps her parents should’ve paid more attention to her as a child.
Any self respecting woman who doesn’t need to take countless amounts of nude pictures for attention and work at bars for a living are 200% better then her. So the real question here is what makes her so good? because she has nothing but her average body going for her
She’s no more than a 5 on her good day. The gap between her nose and lips is too big so it makes her look goofy.
Yah she’s average wpg girl that wasted money on surgery
Her face still looks off. :/ Not everyone is meant to be beautiful. She’s a pretty girl, maybe better than average – but she will never be beautiful, no matter how many surgeries.
LOL to the retards defending working at Earls.
Earls is seriously the “jersey shore” scene of Winnipeg. total joke. and “most” of the girls who work there think they are SOOOOO important working there.
newsflash retards: you are working at a CHAIN RESTAURANT in WINNIPEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not the Ivy in Hollywood!
LOL, that was funny and I agree. Not Vegas either.
you should see how they dress just for a simple job interview.
they figure less clothes the better.
her nose was fine before, she didnt need any work done at all. she was hot before and still hot the only thing that needs work is her attitude. be as nice as youre pretty and you got it all. jus sayin
she doesn’t work at a bar lmao she works at a salon.
Farts all the time
wow, your so angry
.. seems to me from your rage that your the one with issues! i guess the girl was not nice to you huh?
any chick who makes it onto The Dirty will never be a dime, bottom line.
and nice self post – who’s that descriptive in a rating scale while trying not to look selfish?
She looks the same to me.
nothing says sexy like being completely fake…
Average.
God I’m still sick of seeing her on this site Esjay stop submitting yourself for attention no one cares what you do win your life it’s already ruined so get over it.
she looks like a mannequin now. money well spent picasso! your lack of self confidence will be with you forever now! LOSER
she looks stunning. i’m a chick and i have no trouble admitting that this girl is far above average!
Her nose looks good? settling really well are u blind nik?? its completely croocked
Doesnt matter if she loks better or not… no one sees her downstairs.. and i heard it smells like an ocean… once and whore, always a whore..
she is beautiful. no one is perfectt
one t, meathead