Red Neck Goofs


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Dalton Kealey. This Fat pig went around Burnaby in his Beat up car thinking he owned the Streets. Even though he couldnt even walk on them. This Fat loser and his cracked up brother though they knew kung fu and could take anyone out. I think they should both goes and seek professional help for their screwed up family and messed up imagination.
Also would hurt them to GO ON A DIET. Fat pigs.










There’s rednecks in Canada? I thought y’all just called them TPBs.
isnt he engaged?
All i have to say is.. You mad bro?
im sexy and i know it.
I couldnt agree more. CLOWNS they know nothing about owning shit except for their rims that they bought for their LEASED 300. HAHAHAHAA
i invite whoever wrote this to stay there names so they can try my kungfu skills
All anyone would have to do is run in circles till you got tired and then go to work on your fat a$$!
Buddy thinks he’s hard as f*ck with his fail dirty attempt, lets take a peek at this simple minded f*ck.
“they should both goes and seek professional help”
-Aren’t you clever. they should go and seek* Nice try Brah
“Also would hurt them to”
…Wouldn’t
“Fat pig”
-best insult you could come up with the time you put into this?
Well nerd you’re clearly upset. And a little pussy bitch as you feel the need to express yourself anonymous
my guess is “Dalton Kealey” f*cked your whore of a girl back when (who is probably just as simple as you are) and you just found out. Mad bro? your story was cute but it needed more unicorns
Since you want to correct grammar…
“Buddy thinks he’s hard as f*ck with his fail dirty attempt, lets take a peek at this simple minded f*ck.” -you should have used failed.
“Well nerd you’re clearly upset. And a little pussy bitch as you feel the need to express yourself anonymous” – you didn’t need to put a period before “and”; moreover, you forgot the period at the end of your sentence.
“my guess is “Dalton Kealey” f*cked your whore of a girl back when (who is probably just as simple as you are) and you just found out. Mad bro? your story was cute but it needed more unicorns” – this is a run-on sentence, you forgot to capitalize and use punctuation.
You mad bra (notice how I used bra instead of bro because you need a bra for your man boobs)?
GA BOY- You need to get a life “little” boy!
LMFAO this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!
Looks like a bunch of fat mumma’s boy losers!! haha wat a sad bunch!
thanks for most of your money . i see a little more space behind your ear you can cram in some more fat. keep eating.
SO FUNNY! Nicely done…
One is a murderer the other nothing but a fat lazy slob!
How is a murderer out on the streets? They all look so young that surely they couldn’t be out on parolee from a murder conviction. Has the guy not been caught?
Message to MADD- you need to get your facts straight. There was no murder. It was a car accident. One in which a friend was lost. And the last time I looked working full-time is not classified as being lazy. Get some help!
Hmmm besides the fact that the poster is stating the obvious…if these guys are suuuuch losers then I wonder how they screwed over your pathetic life enough to try and get anonymous ‘revenge’ online.
Tuff guys sitting behind your f*cking keyboards u autistic f*cks
Message to you all. Dalton Kealey has the Biggest Heart and that is all that matters. True fact-
I knew some people who used to go to their house when they had parties. the dirtiest girls would go there, and everyone called that house the trailer park. i remember that piece of shit dalton was driving around lol.
FATTY how does it feeel!!!!!
I heard that these two had a lie down sideways 69
gut cassidy and the sundance cheeseburger right here lol
Joel should for sure be on this site he deserves everything he has coming to him he is a coward of a person i dont know how he sleeps at night. He should leave town! or better yet kill him self
U know I’m going to talk that advise but before I do I’m going to take all of u with me
Hey this fat ass nocked me up when he was with his gf and i had to get an abortion. fuck you
Drink an drive some more you fat fuck
not only are they fat and ugly they probs spend more time on eyebrow waxing than me and my girls do. THESE ARE JUST A BUNCH OF FAT PIGS DRIVING AROUND TOWN PLAYIN GANGSTA RAP
Karma assholes it’s coming for you!
Harsh a fuckin goof