THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, In response to an earlier, slanderous and defaming post made about me, dated August 23rd, 2011, I’d like people on this website to know who I REALLY am! Despite the fact that I have can sometimes have a warped, sometimes perverted sense of humor, and an uncanny ability to call bullsh*t on the political extreme right-wing, I happen to be a down-to-earth, kind-hearted person who always looks out for others – sometimes at my own expense! Some of the decisions I’ve made in life have not always been the best, but I’ve learned from my mistakes, and went so far as to leave everything and everyone I knew behind in order to start a completely new life on the opposite side of the planet where nobody would know me well enough to judge me on my past. Some would try to label me as a “bad” guy, but think about this: if that were the case, I wouldn’t have been driving women – feature entertainers included – around town in my personal vehicle unsupervised (yes, I worked in the adult nightclub industry – judge me as you will!) If you don’t want to take my word for the kind of person I am, ask others about me – just make sure you ask enough people, because, as evidenced by the earlier post, clearly I do have my share of haters, but for every one of them, I’ve easily got at least ten more that like me and respect me and know the kind of good-natured person I REALLY am. There’s much more to me than meets the eye or even what I’ve written here, but I can also go on forever, and I know nobody here wants to spend the time reading my life story. Just remember this: a picture may be worth a thousand words, but even a thousand words is only a small fraction of a complete novel. And if you think you fooled your English teachers by reading only the Cliff’s Notes instead of the entire novel, I have news for you – they were never fooled.
There’s one thing all self posters have in common, they’re douchebags.- nik
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