THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lacey Grogan. Talk about one heck of a wh*re. Ladies, if your man works for the Mississippi Highway Patrol, chances are, he has seen, heard, or f*cked this ugly brunette. She works as a dispatcher there. And not to mention the blonde in the picture, Brittany Freeman, watch out for her too. Once known as a “goody goody”, since Brittany became friends with Lacey, she is now all over the HP’s and local cops gregs,too. Lacey, who does not naturally have long hair, has short hair and wears wigs so she can “have the best of both worlds.” She is definitely not bashful about telling you about how “her officers” come over to her apartment during their breaks to “take naps”. I’m sorry, but is that even legal? She talks about her friends behind their backs, calling them “ugly sloots” and whatever else floats up. Yeah, watch out for this ugly beast. And rumor has it, she smells like a dead fish in bed. yuck.
That line of eyeshadow is a weak attempt at hiding your baby fat.- nik