(Click on the her butt to see some hearts)
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dirty Michelle aka Lexxxa Lopez lost weight and entered in playboy fresh faces, I know you call her VanTranny but she is looking amazing these days, what do you think?
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Who did the photoshop, Michael J. Fox? Serious jagged lines on her outline.
you’re an idiot and know NOTHING about graphic design. That’s from RESIZING, f*cking TARD.
either do you, this is bad photoshop
LOL best comment ever!
its playboy canada, cant expect much from the photoshoppers, cant expect much from the models either. see above photo. that girl is beat. i didnt know hindus did playboy
Well they did successfully photo-shop out her dick!
what do you expect from playboy canada! the models suck and so do the photgraphers. fail all around by all. shame on you playboy canada for hiring such a saskquatch to model for you
This girl is seriously HOT, she has always been hot. The girls sending horrific comments are so envious of her exotic beauty…she is going to make it big one day, that’s for damn sure.
hot????? the only place shes going to make it is into the strip club. shes washed up and she is NOT exotic. her tattoo also looks like a giant cock. suits michelle since thats all she does. this girl is an escort. she doesnt have the intelligence to do anything important with her life. the only thing shes good at is losing her clothing and sucking dick and even that shes mediocre at best. my friend paid her 10 dollars at a party to finger his asshole
was just gunna say WHATS WITH THAT UGLY TATTY
FAIL
Exotic beauty? I wasn’t aware that a fake tan and brown weave meant exotic? dime a dozen, not original and not even sort of pretty. Looks rather manish if you want my honest opinion. Just another nobody
I love the jealousy cop-out response for everything. Because people dont find someone attractive it’s because they are jealous? I’m sorry but people are allowed opinions. and anyone with eyes can see this girl is far from beautiful. Under her layer of make-up, fake tan, she’s under weight and snaggle toothed. No thanks. I’ll stick to a more natural beauty who actually has some class and can count to ten.
do not EVER use the word jealous when speaking about a mexican..
EVER
There is nothing fresh about this girl.
def not her panties. used up street walker.
She now looks fully east Indian…..
I slept with her not long ago and her friend there pretty good!
worth the five dollars?
U guys must be really awesome. You pay escorts to sleep with you
wow gross
that’s not a woman, that’s a man, man!
Met this girl at a party, shes a pure escort, was wearing ’boutins.. looked like the shoes was wearing her.. what a fail..LOOL
id tap this fine ass
you can for ten bucks. she meets tricks behind dumpsters in east van
FAIL
you clearly have no taste or class
pancake ass
You sound like an afghan with little man syndrome
nice bum
if you like little boyz…..
This chick is a retard.She documents her EVERY move on facebook.Her boyfriend tattood her name on his neck,what a fool.This chick is a straight up escort.
i saw that. what an idiot he is. does he not know michelles relationships never last. when the money runs dry so does her pussy. thats going to be a b*tch (like michelle) to cover up in a couple months when he finds out shes a hooker.
washed up.
her boyfriend is so ugly. didn’t really expect michelle to do much better, though.
ew she looks hindu. her boyfriend is SO UGLY. fitting since michelle looks like a complete crack whore. she looked better when she was fat. now she just looks like a junky
her boyfriend is a goof and so is michelle
this nasty girl is still doing this?????? i thought she stopped taking off her clothes and embarassing her self after the last online thrashing the entire city had given her. when will she wake up and realise she has no class and needs to stop taking off her clothes and go get an education and a job. she makes no money, she doesnt work, she just uses dudes for money. worthless hunk of sh*t. your one pathetic human being. you, are a loser!
No kidding, she needs to grow up and get a f*cking job. She’s got the face of a thirty year old woman, beat and pathetic. I give her 5 years before she’s in a woman’s shelter down town living off food stamps and sucking dick to support her cocaine habit. Probably will be fat with 4 kids.
she looked better when she was fat. no she just looks even more like a crack head. not a good look. i wouldnt hit it.
i bet those underwear smell terrible. is she east indian? she looks hairy. and very bad cheap weave. not cute
being in playboy canada is like being in the special olypics. nobody cares..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so true.
She Needs a Nose job.
She*s got No class. & No ass.
Looks like she bought her weave at discounts R’ Us. Trainwreck. She’s a Britney spears waiting to happen. Cant wait until she shaves her head and gets fat!
She is STILL doing this????????????????? Wow grow up Michelle…
she’s an escort.
is that a man or woman?
I f*cked her dude Mike like 3 weeks ago hehehe. How my pussy taste?
She stabs her friends in the back, screws their boyfriends, prostitutes herself on the internet can not keep her legs closed, always sleeping with other womans men (including her good friends men) then trying to sell her ass on the backpage because she cant get a real job. She really should just leave town NOONE LIKES her. Shes a stalker,whore, wannabe prostitute but still begs for money is ashamed that she’s native so she claims to be spanish to everyone. she’s probably the nastiest sloot i’ve ever seen or partied with. her sexual appetite is amazing i’ve seen bottles, 4 guys and some sort of fruit being used to try make her c*m while doing the 4 guys. she got no shame. EVEN THE SMELL OF THAT STINK A#S PUS$Y AINT GOOD THIS GIRL IS RAW STINK & INFECTED WITH NUMERIOUS drdS.
Dear VanTranny: You’re still ugly.
Love always Maddy
what a skank. would rather masturbate
Can somebody please tell this poor girl what shes doing is not attractive. she looks like somebody your husband cheats on you with. the only place this girl is going is into the strip club or the unemployment line. not pretty enough to be taken serious as a model. Get some class please.
your a massive joke. maybe you should actually read some of these comments and fix up your sad worthless life. people are telling you these things because your a complete failure and a total loser. it really isnt okay to continue on this path of destruction you’ve been on for the past few years. get some self respect and fix your life. maybe go to get some therapy, you really need it.
Isn’t this girl dating that five foot nothing dude?
She’s an embarassment. Her poor mother.
Agree. Not A Pretty girl
i dated this girl she does alot of drugs and shes a frikkin mess i cant stand people who sit in thier condos and tweek the f*ck out shes so gross and embarrassing if shes wearnt id post my real name id never want to be known for dating her
I WOULDNT THROWN MY HOTDOG DOWN THAT HALLWAY AGAIN THATS FOR DAMB SURE
all of us who know you wouldn’t agree your nice or remotely decent to look at. Lmfao – photoshop is for desperate idiots who can’t stand themselves. Behind all that makeup and contacts and short stubby legs you have the sex appeal of a cadaver. Ps – that pose is hilarious – the bloody pad your wearing gives you a man pouch. Oh wait is that your flappy lips?
I love when girls like this think people hate on them because they are “jealous” its histarical. It’s like that shitty old bike that’s been in the store for a year that no one wants to ride saying people just don’t buy it because they are jealous. Haha.
NEVER BEEN A FAN OF A GIRL WITH A SNAGGLE TOOTH. ANYONE WHO FINDS THIS THING HOT IS EITHER BLIND OR RETARTED
whoever designed that set is obviously amatuer. lets just put a foot rest in front of her in a random hallway and get her to pull her stinky panties down. bad model, and even worse photography and set coordination. fail all around.
She’s the town Bike. Cept Nobody wants To ride. We just walk Instead
Knew her in school.
Can’t believe how pathetic she has become (well I sort of can, she’s always been a tool). What a walking disaster. I’ll keep on being a lawyer and making myself rich while she still drops her underwear for 20 bucks. Sad. get educated and make something of yourself, loser.
CONGRATS VANTRANNY! YOU MADE IT FRONT PAGE ON THE DIRTY. GET READY FOR A MILLION COMMENTS ON HOW F*CKING FUGLY AND RETARDED YOU LOOK! KEEP ON DOING YA THANG SO WE CAN KEEP ON LAUGHING AND FEELING BETTER ABOUT OURSELVES AT YOUR EXPENSE. I LOVE HOT MESSES, IT MAKES ME REALIZE HOW AWESOME AND NOT SAD MY LIFE IS. YOUR A WHORE VANTRANNY! WORTHLESS SKANK! KEEP DOING WHAT YOU DO! YOUR FUN TO LAUGH AT!
not a good look….
Embarassing……………
Everyone back home knows her as the Ugly town trash we finally got rid of. Hope you don’t come back. I feel sorry for Vancouver though, just another piece of washed Up trash on the Sidewalk. Michelle, all You do is float through Life trying To find The next Dick to pay Your bills. Try making something Of youself instead of Looking like a Sideshow freak. Your really an Ugly ugly Woman, inside And out. Grab a life
girls like this are histarical. they always think people make fun of them on this website because people are jealous. its like that old raggity bike in the back of the bike store that nobody ever looks at,respects or buys. it must be because people are jealous of it. hahahahahahahahahahahahahah
YIP! photo shop fail, can still see her saggy balls
EAT A BURGER
I dont like cheesecake. It’s because I’m jealous….. I don’t find this girl pretty in the slightest, I must be jealous of her too………..
NOT, you’s UGLAY!
even her very ugly ex boyfriend bill cheated on her. how sad is that. enough said.
what the hell is wrong with playboy?
why do they keep hiring the ugliest models to do spreads? playboy went down with the ship years ago. depressing
agrree totallly/
WENT TO GO DOWN ON THIS PIG ONCE AND HER p*SSY SMELLED SO BAD I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF
slut
mike and slutty wife above. plez stop talking about sex over facebook. it makes us all gag and barf in our mouths. ur sad attempt at an attention grab is really low and super desperete. the world laughs at you. yur both ugly stupid white trash losers
Oh My God! I wish This stupid Bitch would Stop Airing her Dirty Laundry…The entire World is Tired oF hearing about her Bad relationship With That ugly Gorilla Boyfriend she has Who always Cheats on Her. On again Off again, lets try Off for Good Because everyone Thinks you are One stupid Bitch…Thx
She’s an escort in Edmonton, goes by Christina fox.
She’s an escort in edmonton, goes by Christina fox