Walrus Girl

March 8, 2012 Portland, St. Paul 34 9,786 Views

Wallrus girl!

Wallrus girl!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Erin Wallris and boy is she a dirty skank! So not only is she the dumbest girl ever, she likes to think shes hot shit. So some people wanted to see how desperate for attention she really was, so random numbers started texting her and in the first few minutes she was already talking dirty and sending naked pics. She would say how badass of a girl she was such as she played rugby…..even though she didnt. she told a complete stranger every bit of personal info from where she lived to her vibrator she used at night…guess she couldnt do much better then a stick with batteries lol. This pathetic piece of garbage even went to go meet this prince charming only to get stood up by someone who does not even exist. she cant get anyone to even touch her with a 10 foot pole except for guys 20 years older then her but that doesnt stop her from opening those spring loaded legs. she cant really get a boyfriend because she is really dirty, she doesnt shower but 3 times a week and smells like fish even standing 10 yards away. she is nothing but a compulsive liar who is never gonna make it out of the small town she lives in. but she will have sex with anything that crawls in her.