Why Are Canadians So Dumb Eh?
JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, I was outraged when TMZ reported that Lindsay Lohan got approved to work in Canada. The dumbest country in the world CANADA still will not allow you to come into their country for your DUI, but this Pepsi fiening alcoholic with numerous arrest and jail stints was allowed right in. I’m still in shock from my visit to the Canadian Consulate in LA and what they told me was the best way to get you back into Canada word for word was “Its very easy eh, all you have to do is get a celebrity like “Brad Pitt” and “Angeline Jolie” eh to write us a letter saying you are a good person and we would allow you back into our country in eh.” When they told me that would get you back into Canada faster than a lawyer can, I was f*cking shocked and thought everyone at the consulate was f*cking with me. Something is wrong with that country and the people… this is bullsh*t and not fair. Gayden, I’m not talking to all Canadians besides you. Click her to read the article on TMZ.
Lindsay email me your immigration lawyers contact.- nik
lmaoooo your the dumbass it was jst proved CANADA is the smartest country in the world
I wish there were a ‘like’ button for this!
So true!
realy dude you r so shallow just because some random celebrity can work in canada does not mean we are stupid. You are just jelouse that we can go to Cuba, that we have free health care, and that we are greeted with open arms from most counties. Just get over yourself!!!!!
~ From your neighbours the polar bear riding canadians
Hey JV…If Lindsay Lohan is a loser, than what does that make you?
You mean “then” ass
So JV — you’re saying you’re a convicted criminal and that’s why you cannot get back into Canada w/o a sponsor? Good to know… Sex crimes, drugs and DUI, I imagine.
canada is america’s ugly, boring, mentally retarded loser cousin from across the tracks who keeps tryna be like america, but misses the mark by a million miles. y’all have NO GAME and all the “culture” you have is from US; you have nothing original thats worth mentioning. you have accomplished nothing worth mentioning, your fat ass prime minister is just an american wanna be tool who does what uncle sam says (thats right bitches)…face it. america does it bigger, badder, and better than anyone, least of all you srub-wannabes.the only reason anyone “opens their arms” to you is because youre pathetic….you have no game so you have no enemies, theres nothing for anyone to be jealous of. you will always be a less than living in the shadow of america’s greatness, secretly wishing you could live in some of the greatest cities in the world like NYC, LA, Miami, DC, San Francisco, Dallas, Chicago, Memphis, Las Vegas, Boston, etc etc etc…instead all you have is toronto and vancouver. big wow.
Well aren’t you nice. Quite frankly, even as a Canadian myself, I don’t give a damn about you bashing my home-country like that. For one, there is no point in doing so, because I know you will either just ignore my response, I go on to continue further insult us. Because that is all you are able to do with your obviously limited intelligence.
Secondly, I don’t really want to waste any more time on you than I already have, but I had to at least type up SOME sort of response to your horribly written, America-is-awesome-and-Canada-is-not rant.
Honestly. Are you stupid? Or just that prejudiced against Canadians? Either way, the least you could do is brush up on your grammar skills, so you don’t give poor readers like me headaches. Seriously. That…THING…you call a paragraph…it’s hideous to look at. *shudder*
So good day to you, sir. I hope that in the future you will actually think before posting something so blatantly offensive and disgusting. Because someday, things like these will come back to bite you in the ass. And we’ll all just laugh as you scream and cry like the pathetic wretch you are.
Because Dallas and Memphis are some of the great cities of the world apparently.
It’s an insane world.
The net is good and bad but mainly REALLY bad.
The dumb thing is the net techs rule.
Why doesn’t GOVT know the extent?
I have said for years the techies are in charge..
Hannora, Mohawk Woman
let’s get a petition going. nik, you NEED to come to winnipeg. you need to see it to believe it.
Get off his dick, gasbag. You’ll never meet him because (a) he no interest in meeting a fat gasbag and (b) you’ll never show your face anywhere near him, because it would be revealed (just like we all know) that you’re fat, ugly, hairy and smelly.
Just so ya know.
Go figure you’re from Winnipeg, explains a lot. Now GO DIE SLOW!!
I see no problem. It makes sense for the trash to go to the garbage can.
Trash to go to the garbage can? Amazing how many americans have no clue where they live. Most of you probably think if you cross the border, you fall off the map completely because Lord knows life doesn’t exist outside the US of Assholes. Newsflash, your country is full of hillbillies and degenerates. That’s why all other countries laugh at you. As a Canadian, damn right I’d rather have Lindsay Lohan in my country, rather than a bullying loser like Nik in it.
Wait, are you saying that if I leave the U.S. I will NOT fall off of the map(by map I assume you mean EARTH)???? No way, you are so smart!!! Thak God for Canada and all the wonderful things they do for the world. Educate us some more, what shape is the world, here in the US we say it’s flat and US shaped.
Do us all a favor and please DON’T LEAVE THE US. Stay where u belong. Canada would never let u in. back to the trailer
Canada is the #1 oil producer in the world. Google it, asshole.
If you’d ever finished the 5th grade, you’d know that and wouldn’t be so god damn illiterate. You are an embarrassment.
Like!
Your right, it’s too bad that your country has so much of it that it’s now flying the fence and into our yard. Maybe if we take it through the American judicial system we can sue you for it.
Yeah, we let Lindsay come here to film a crappy made for tv movie, because it’s money into our economy…. you morons in america have her live there…. who loses now you whiny little american bitch?
Exactly
Wow… whoever wrote this is a perfect example of why the world thinks Americans are IGNORANT. Why would you want to come to Canada if you think it’s the dumbest country in the world?
A Canadian wrote it….eh?
Better check yer own immigration service there junior chuckle head ! You have more natzi’s sitting on the border checking people than we do . Not to mention we don’t like criminals up here in Canada and you fit the bill . Not to mention if you can’t cross the border how do you know anything about Canada ? What a cracker head !
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Way to make yourself look good. Can’t come here because of a DUI? Nice one. Sounds like you’re just upset because they wouldn’t let you in. And why should they? Any other country would probably do the same.
The OP was talking about Nik, not himself. D’oh!
JV is mad because he can’t get in and she can… LOL
You must be some sort of uneducated redneck hillbilly, it was just named the smartest country in the world and cut the deficit last year more than the targeted amount. You probably tried to get into Canada with your arrogant pompus attitude and they said no d-bags allowed. You probably had no good reason to give them to let you hang there ,you seem dumb enough to say you wanted to hang out at the strip clubs (because they are 100 times better than here)Pay the waiver fee you cheap jackass and they’ll let you in .
i think whoever wrote this forgets that in america, you can be any old black person, holding candy and a drink, and get shot for NO reason. and the person who did it can claim his life was in danger, and watch, he will get away with it. YOUR COUNTRY ARE A BUNCH OF RACIST AND ITS PATHETIC YOU ARE ALL SO SMALL MINDED. CANADA IS STUPID FOR ALLOWING SOMEONE TO WORK HERE, AMERICA IS STUPID FOR ALLOWING MURDERS TO TAKE PLACE WITH NO PUNISHMENT, YOU’RE NO BETTER THEN MEXICO ! so what she is allowed to work here? are you mad that you live in a country that’s HATED the WORLD? bitter much? wow. lol
Taking stupid to a new level I see. Sorry Canada your IQ just dropped a few because of this poster.
at least in Canada i don’t fear walking down the street in a hoodie.
This is very true! Crime is rampant in the US. Even when dealing with Americans abroad it’s hard to communicate with them because I’m scared of the aggression your country carries when promoting your ‘superiority’. US of A is full of rednecks, hillbillies and racists with stars in their eyes, guns in their hands and a flag to plant to show they conquered something insignificant. Retards.
so well put!
Are you the same people posting about the Natives in your country…talk about racist.
Nope, I believe in Equality for all. everyone is entitled to their own opinion. In Canada were allowed to voice ours, in the US you just go into panic mode and sensor the whole event or sue if you don’t like what you hear.
and in kkkanada if you are a native american the cops can dump u in the boonies to freeze to death and no one except the natives protest against it. and in kkkanada you can be a native american in a wheelchair who gets ignored in the emergency room for 36 hours then die from sepsis because the racist hospital staff wont talk to you….dont act so f*&^%ing innocent, i know how it is there and its worse than the US in a lot of places. at least here we admit to the racism and talk openly about it. you crackers up there are so far in the racism closet you think youre out.
We are SO dumb that we have the best banking system in the world.
You’re too dumb to notice, but there wasn’t a subprime lending melt down like in the US….
There should be a way to like comments on here, lol
I agree! Love it!
I so want to pimp her out, I will travel to CA to do it.
Please post her attorney’s contact info.
Right in immigration offices right? Deciding who gets a work visa. Poster, and the rest of America. Get over yourself.
Silly Canadians, we allow Lindsay Lohan in our country but not Lil Wayne?
I don’t get where all this anti-Canadian bullshit came from. We are your neighbors, we support your war efforts to the best extent we can, we provide you with our natural resources and we have never done anything to deserve this kind of hate from America. Do all Americans feel this way about Canadians, or is it just a few ignorant people who make their opinions heard above all else?
I’m from Canada, and frankly, I’m glad that the Americans are our neighbors. We would probably be under communist rule now if it weren’t for them.
I retract the previous statement, I see that the anti-Canadian bullshit, came from some of our loudmouth liberal douchebags and their anti-American bullshit….
We did burn down their white house once… Might be bitter about that…
Probably cuz we burned down their white house…. They’ve been holding a grudge against us for a while I think lol
Most of the shit talking comes from Canadians. By the way, Canadians had no part in burning down the White House, it was British Regulars, you guys weren’t even a country yet. Even better, it happened after the US burnt down your capital.
I hate how Americans seem to think we say EH all the time. Like really pull your head out of your ass. I know more people from the States that say EH then people from up here.
A family friend committed a crime in the US over 30yrs ago and he still isn’t allow down there; he can’t even fly over the States to go to Mexico. The crime he was charged for was the only crime he had ever committed in his life. The crime was nothing more then DUI. The only way they will let him in or allow him to do a fly over is if he bails out a shit ton of money to your crappy government.
u guys aren’t even allowed in cuba…and when u travel u put canadian stickers all over ur stuff cuz u know every other country hates u, and loves canadians!
suck it. vote in another celebrity to run ur country…cuz obama is doin such a bang up job
I don’t know any Americans who travel with Canadian flags stitched onto their bags when traveling. In regards to Cuba I don’t see why or how this policy affects any Americans negatively. The country itself is a mess leaving only the sanitized resort areas which are not a good representation of Cuba where Canadians go. If you believe that being able to travel to Cuba is the mark of a good country you are surely mistaken.
I always tell people I’m Canadian when I travel, always. People are so much nicer to me and willing to give me a chance when they think I’m Canadian. They would be much more likely to treat me like a douchebag if they knew the unfortunate circumstances of my birth (American).
Americans, don’t go complaining about stupid shit like this. I know someone that was charged with PUBLIC MISCHIEF over twenty years ago and isn’t allowed into your country because of it. They were going there to spend money and pump it into your economy.
Before you start spewing shit about how our government let someone come into our country, you should really think about who yours does and doesn’t. Stop with the ignorance. Deal with your own country’s issues instead of bitching about another’s.
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send enough emails to parliment and she will not get into the country.
worked for keeping the westboro baptist church the eff out.
kay seriously….we dont say eh in every other sentence.
Lindsay is American right?.. She has money, and well female parts, of course she’s allowed in the country.. but as far as dumbest.. I think Lindsay takes the cake for which country owns that title.
Lindsay Lohan doesnt read the dirty…..you really think she will email you her attorney info??? hahahahah
thats okay because i go to the hospital and get care for FREE and you don`t
canada is a dumb country? yet its loved by most people around the world and america is widely hated? interesting. which country is dumb, again?
We should just start calling the Americans Chinese because financially the Chinese own these losers. At least Canadians can actually afford to be their own country.
LOL yup, most Americans are sheep and don’t have the slightest clue what is going on in the world. Brainwashed by consumerism and war. Have fun getting colonized by China, losers!
HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET RAPED BY YOUR OWN GOVERMENT USA??? YOU MUST BE SOOOO PROUD TO RAISE THAT FLAG! HAHAHA
Are you dumb? China holds just over a trillion dollars of US treasury securities as of Jan 2012. Even if they theoretically held all of their debt, which is 14 trillion, how would they own the country when Americas GDP is 15 trillion? GDP is gross domestic product, as I’m sure you have no clue what I’m talking about. I’m sure you are unaware of this, but our debt is roughly 84% of our GDP, while the Americans is 94%.
This kind of blows a hole in your whole argument doesn’t it?
I’m not Canadian, but I agree. It’s a no-brainer.
Tell you what we’ll give you back Stephan Harper for Al Gore, he seems more Canadian.
Just a few facts to add some flame to the fire. Canada is the largets trading partner that the US has. We share the largest ungarded border in the world. We are the largest supplier of oil to the US. We were involved in WW2 long before the US was. Our country, Canada, operateswith less then a 10% per person deficit and will have a zero deficit in just three years, unlike the US which is the largest borrower of currency in the world. We supply more beef and softwood lumber to you than you can produce yourselves. we didn’t and don’t have a banking problem, we are not close to being a bankrupt contry, unlike yourselves. Yes we say “EH” a lot and we don’t have an epidemic obesity problem. Sorry. if you’re good, you can come and visit. If not, please stay home.
It’s All good Canada is such a great country that we can let Lindsay Lohan work here, move here, become a citizen and we will still be more liked and respected than the states!
Wow….you Canadians are really defensive…..where is all the bitterness coming from?
Americans are so goddamn stupid. Damn it.
I personally enjoy all the typical Canadian stereotypes Americans pin on us. Hey, it helps with the ladies. Basically I’m from a foreign country, I’m nice and polite, play hockey and have a pet polar bear. Eh.
I’m surprised that some people in the US even know where Canada is. Remember Prime Minister Jean Poutine? That was a President acting like a fool, I think the US should start teaching a Geography class and a for the love of God, World Leaders should be known by adults. Mind you, then the comedians would have less material. Never mind, just keep teaching your regular curriculum.
Can you american’s even point to Canada on a map?
FYI – “eh” is used as a question tag to ask for agreement to a particular statement. Clearly, you don’t understand this. For example “So JV is an uneducated, drunk driving idiot, eh?” Question tags exist in many different languages. Perhaps you should read a book or two.
Please stay in the USA where you belong. We don’t want or need your DUI ignorant douche bag ass in our beautiful free country.
Thank you and have a nice day, loser.
For the ignorant person who posted this… Canadians DON’T SAY EH! It’s a stupid stereotype just like all Americans are fat!!!!
America is in the dumpster. Canada is cleaner, healthier, more literate, and much classier than broke ass America!
I still don’t get why Americans think they are better than Canadians. No doubt America will fall before Canada. Your already crumbling.
I love you. America home of the racist ass faggots.
LOL dont hate because your sorry ass couldn’t get in Canada
u cant judge a whole country and allthe people in canada based on something a few people told you, its like saying all americans eat mccdonald everyday n r obese
Actually, it wasn’t proven to be the smartest country. As a country, Canada’s IQ trais the U.S. by 7 freaking points. FACT. Canada has a slightly higher average of post secondary degrees than what is found in te U.S., but it is also known that Canadian Universities are also holding themselves to a much lower standard tan U.S. universities. 57% of Canadians who apply for American university cannot meet or pass the minimum requirements to attend. FACT. It is easy to call yourself “smart” when your measure of being “smart” is held at a much lesser degree than your superiors. One more FACT is it is proven the Canadian media/propaganda machine loves to tell the Canadian people how “smart” they are, hence propelling such an ignorant population into believing it is better than it really is. Over 90% of the Caadian population lives within 60 miles of the U.S. border. There is good reason for this. Your own government cannot support you, and you greatly rely on the U.S. military for protection. Don’t use the typical Canadian excuse that it is because te rest if your country is inhabitable. There are many better, inhabited nations on Earth that sit farther to the North than Canada. The ratio of Canadians begging to get into the U.S. vs. Americans immigrating to Canada is freaking 14:1. Read ‘em and suck on that.
Yawn. Boring and too many spelling errors.
Why are Canadians so deluded about their “oil producer”? This isn’t the only platform I have witnessed Canadian retards mentioning about oil. One Canadian loser even told me on FB once “But we have oil, LMAO”.
The US doesn’t go around telling everyone that when it produces way more oil than Canada. LOL.
http://www.investopedia.com/financial-edge/0311/top-5-oil-producing-countries-in-2011.aspx#axzz2CYFNebWh
The truth is, everyone knows their stupid government told the stupid people there whose brains were fried by the cold, that they’re some big oil producer because of the oil tars found in Alberta and they harped to the dumb shit citizens up there how they even export some oil to the US.
The truth is that’s because US has a much bigger population and economy, that’s why it imported some oil from them, but it also imports oil from Venezuela, in fact much more. Their country is a big remote piece of wasteland, with all that land (they’re slightly larger than the States) and they only have like 34 million people, big swathe of slow-paced socialist sleepytown with no achievements..no world revolutions or innovations..
All their little brands that got slightly big were routinely acquired by American companies.. Because they are a bunch of socialist and LAZY twats. Because they’re stupid, they are easily brainwashed by their stupid government feeding them stories about how their sleepy town country is superior to the USA.
Sad.
If I picture America and I see fat people go on a diet America! Canadians rule suck it!
-___- not cool bro….. Not cool. Canadians RULE!!!! So just be quiet.
When I picture America I see fat people . Go on a diet !
whatever, canada is a loser shithole. no talent, no imagination, no creativity anyone with any goes south to the us….face it. youre all a bunch of third rate morons living in the shadow of uncle same and thinking you are special because you are basking in the run-off from our greatness.
Thus we find this dumbass american getting drunk and we say “EH”…. I have heard none of my country say “EH”. Face your iggnorance is so fat, that it takes the belt of your iggnorance(metaphorically speaking) and use it to measure the earth’s equator.
As a canadian I am ashamed and hate this cuntry and the majority of pussies in it.