Be Thankful You Don’t Live In The Mid-West

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, are you ready for the Pajama Party at Cave? I hope not. Its sad how all these people that live in Hollywood, Miami or Dallas are always complaining at their lives like they suck. Just be thankful you don’t live in Kansas and have to deal with girls like this.
I am thankful. Kansas looks like hell.- nik









Who are these girls? Where are they from in Kansas? Never seen them before. Whoever submitted the post is an idiot. No information on them at all.
Spokane News Services
April 12, 2012
A MAN had surgery to re-attach his testicles after his girlfriend allegedly bit them off.
Greek Goddess 63, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Fredrick J. Farkel.
Farkel 81, had to dial 911 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for operators to understand what he was saying. The couple had returned to his mobile home after a drunken night out when the attack is said to have happened at 4am.
Paramedics who arrived contacted police due to the severity of his injuries and Goddess was arrested.
Self-employed Frederick J. Farkel; needed emergency surgery after the incident in Spokane and spent days recovering from injuries to his genitals and an arm before he was released from the hospital.
LMAO. Best comment ever!
Ho my…
They look like a ton of fun
Cave…………………..only in Kansas
I would smash the blonde
Yup, I need to be balls deep in the Bristol Palin look-a-like.
they look nice
Whoa dood. Raver costume FAIL. If your diet consists entirely of cheese, bread, and cheap beer, consider a corset instead of a non-shaping bodystocking. Or maybe consider a business suit… mmmyeah… that would be GRRRREAT.
Kansas. It sucks. Trust me, I know. And yes that is what people look like here.
Why is there a purple outline to their bodies?
hahahahahahahaaha
I like blondes who wear pink so I would nail her.
whatever, the tall blonde is cute. If u lived here in NY the chix wouldnt talk to u anyway
it’s probably shopped. but i’d definitely do them moreso than some of the gremlins that are posted here.
These girls are 10s in Kansas. I know because I grew up there. Sorry, but Kansas does suck. And it sucks worse now than when I lived there.
^^^ you’re an idiot. These girls are DEFINITELY not 10s in Kansas. I go to KU…KU has it’s hot girls just not as many as you’d see elsewhere
stupid sluts. Girls should respect themselfs. idiots..
Blondie in the pink looks like she is just ready to have those cakes pounded!
Is that CAVE or CAVE’.
This is so slutty. These girls have no respect for themselves. No classy girl, i mean NO classy girl at all, would go out dressed like this. This is complete trash, and embarrassing.
The girl in the pink is Victoria Kirk from Wichita, KS. hoe fo sho.
^^why would you say that?!!
hoe for sure, she needs to get kicked out of her sorority. this makes her house look like total sh*t
saying that she needs to get kicked outta her sorority is harsh. I’m sure they know they made a mistake!
I go to FIU and live in Miami, FL and was looking at Kansas as a school to look at to transfer to… if you think that what she is wearing is slutty…. you need to go to Miami. The “rave scene” down here is disgusting… the girls wear a quarter of that and they will be anywhere from 14-21… so that isn’t even bad compared to Miami.
Girl in the pink is Victoria Kirk she goes to KU I fucked her already nothing special
lolllllll nobody even likes her
Still trying to figure out why the OP put Dallas in the same category as L.A. & Miami.. The only thing worth visiting in Texas is Austin and Big Bend. Dallas is the Mecca for 30k a year millionaires and aging cougars with feathered blond hair who desperately try to relive their 20s. It’s a shithole for small-time nouveau rich wannabes, no one thinks it’s a real city outside of DFW. KC is a boring midwest city (and the residents don’t pretend it’s something it’s not), but there are far worse places. Lawrence is a great college town. Good bar/party scene, good music scene, sweet campus, surprisingly a solid crop of good looking girls. I went to San Diego State then KU and I wish I would of completed my undergrad in Lawrence.