THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me tell you all about this hot mess right here! His name is Lance, he’s 24 and a total loser. Not only is he unfaithful to almost every girl hes ever been with he also has a child he denies. Not much more of a loser can you get then this guy?! He has lost almost all of his friends because of his back stabbing ways. He thinks he knows everything its his way or the high way, if you disagree with him you are no longer his friend. Not only that when he is interested in a girl and they become no longer interested in his little mind game he plays they all become obsessed with him. Cracks me up this is the biggest man wh*re of Kansas.
When is Lance going to grow up?- nik