THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandon Walsh, the official village idiot of Encinitas, California. On any given weekend you can find him trying to skeeze on some fresh outta high school underage sk*nks that look like flat chested little boys. The kid is 28 yet he hooks up with 17 year olds and then cusses them out in public like a tough guy when they finally get smart and leave his 5 foot 3 inch *ss standing in the middle of the bar. The only thing this loser has got going for him is some piece of shit truck that his parents bought him. He claims that he is sponsored by Speed Energy but in reality he had to pay for all his graphics, all his stickers, and all the clothing he reps for them. I thought sponsors are supposed to pay you? He attempts to win races yet breaks down before he even makes it 2 miles from the starting line nearly every time. The kid needs to give up already, he’s as slow as my grandma in her 1992 Oldsmobile and has the driving skills of a 4 year old on a tricycle. Everyone in the desert industry hates this kid, yet Brandon’s delusional brain keeps on telling him he’s a “celebrity” and that he’s “winning” (he loves to let everyone know how much he’s “winning”, yes it got old like 2 years ago..) B*tch Made B Walsh has been getting his *ss beaten every weekend since 6th grade and he still hasn’t figured out how much everyone hates him. Can someone please clue this loser into the fact that he’s the joke of the town and will never grow up to be anything else? Grandma’s inheritance money can only go so far before it runs out!
Did he put a whistle in his exhaust to make his car go “Woop woop”? that’s the only way I’d respect him.- nik