Cake That Face Girl




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I would like you all to meet none other than cake face Jill Derksen herself! This girl loves to load it on and bake to the perfect shade of ORANGE. Silly girl doesn’t even have good extensions and she is a hair dresser. You won’t catch Jill leaving the house anytime soon without her Mac forcefield from hell. There is a more important question to address here though, beyond the layers and crappy fake hair is there potential Nik?
How long is her head, and how old are some of those extensions in her hair. Looks like a few have been around for a few years.- nik









oh man. I work in the industry in Saskatoon and I’ve seen this chick out and about with her crew causing a scene and whirlwind of drama around them. Either one’s boyfriend gets kicked out and one is crying (or one is crying just cause)…or one is so drunk their flashing their coochie out the back of their mini dress without even realizing it…it goes on and on and on.
hahahaha I totally agree with that comment. Haven’t seen her for a while so maybe her and her broads have grown up a little bit by now?
Yes! That is so true! And fak it is annoying!
The service industry vote is in. Its official this broad is a dive
maybe she just burned too many bridges and someone is giving back to her what she put out? thats always a possibility rather than assuming everyone is jealous.
I didnt say everyones jealous just who ever posted this. They say nothing about her personality only her looks. And thats what leads me to believe they are jealous.
very true, but they didn’t say she was ugly, fat etc either….
You are so jealous! Jill is a super pretty girl and FYI look at her new pictures she has short hair!! Sorry she goes on hot vacations and gets a good tan. I agree, post a picture of yourself you ugly cow.
Hahah. Jill derksen is fucking ugly. Deal with it.
She would look way better if she did her makeup properly. the silvery colours are pretty dated, like 1998. She needs a lesson and an update and she’s be good to go.
I personally believe everyone winds up on here for a reason…
whoa whoa whoa, this girl HAS NOT always been nice to everyone, that right there is false
oh Jill…
I’m surprised her face is that thin when she has clearly at least an inch of makeup on–but that’s probably just the anorexia. Silly girl. That’s right, the cat’s out of the bag; kind of like the cat you stole from me, and sold for drug money. She is a user, and abuser. Watch out for this one.
I think the vagueness of this post and just pointing out what’s painfully obvious was done on purpose to bring out the more delicate dirt like that…
haha um r u kidding me? user and abuser? i don’t think ive met someone more Anti-drug.
she just looks tanned. It’s not like you can tell where her makeup starts and ends, it is clearly blended well. her whole body is the same colour
your right hardy its deffintly jelousey this girl is beautiful she just needs to not wear so much makup maybe none at all i personally never wore makup and i think im pretty and no need for fake hair i think she looks better with short hair anyways i guess bitches get jelouse oh well thats life…
how can you tell? really with so much make up on is hard to say whats under there…
WOW.. Didn’t realize that wearing extensions and having a kick ass tan could get you on the dirty.
She’s not even a cake face.. wearing shimmer eye shadow shouldn’t earn you that title.
Seriously.. Get a life… or by the sounds of this jealous post, get a gym membership.
This girl is a sucker for muscles, one wink and she will jump on your dink. It rhymes so its true.
She’s hot damn.
Damn, she’s hott!
She looks like a nice girl… I bet the original poster has major jealousy issues. I don’t get a skank vibe from these photos… no boobs on display, no ugly faces, offensive gestures or overt sexual poses. Bad hair extensions are not a crime!
I’d definitely lick her ass. She’s hot! Seen her out a few times not whorish at all.
I heard her extensions are insured for $10,000
if you know jill you would know she is an expert at picking other people apart. I don’t think this is an appropriate outlet for someone to be blasted on but what this all boils down too is a huge bite of karma. May it be a lesson?
I think this is funny. The poster only did what she’s been doing to numerous people since grade school. Don’t like or appreciate it do you jill? Well well, maybe you shouldn’t have been such a spoiled little wench, what do you expect though when you have your assss handed to you since birth. Stop being such a superficial two faced brat! There is more to this world than how your hair looks, the type of purse you have and the car you drive.
hottest snaggle tooth around
Ohh ya bar scene? None of these gia have been out forever, and so they used to party? Who didn’t.. They are all in serious relationships and have good lives. Fr what ive heard she’s a amazing friend and a big heart
Haaaaa this made my morning. Stupid Jill.
her new thick eyebrows make her look so masculine everything about her is meretricious
If shes so anti drug, why is she dating Tyler. He loves the pepsi.
Haha I can vouche for that, well he did anyways, any substance really
YEP he sure does lol!!
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Don’t get me wrong, I love reading The Dirty as much as the next person, but how far have we sunk as a society when we’re commenting on how some girl we don’t even know blends her makeup?
Hahaha she is such a stupid bitch. Two faced backstabber, acts like she’s 16. This post made my day.
Two-faced bitch????? More like HONEST!!!! If she`s gotta beef with u she will tell u straight up…she duznt talk behind ur back……..which is what u bith=ches r doin…grow up and grow a ball sack
Jill never talks behind people’s backs? never? really? haaaa that is the stupidest thing i have ever heard. She feeds off drama stop lying to yourselves
I love it how every just takes the “oh the poster was jealous” route. That’s the easiest excuse to give. Maybe spoiled little Jill has been down right mean to some people. Jill has picked people apart in the past and to me this post just seems like a small dose of karma for the grief she has caused people in the past. Maybe this post will encourage her to take a good hard look at herself and she will realise there is more to life than money, THINGS and how you look.
Jill is a nice girl? Since she was a little girl she’s been nothing but a spoiled brat beat who picks people apart until they feel ugly and worthless. Unless you’re in her little obsessive posse, you are nothing. This couldn’t have happened to anyone more deserving, what goes around comes around bitch. Not sure what there is to be jealous over either. You must be a friend of hers. Be a nice girl and let her know her perfect bf cheats on her.
LOL and I bet you have “proof” he is cheating? Commenting on this and making false accusations makes you a worse person than you claim Jill is.
I know for a fact Mr. Grand has cheated on her…the only reason why I feel sorry for this little brat.
I wouldn’t feel too bad for her… I don’t know what she’s been up to lately but I know she cheated on D about 6 times. I can list the guys lol
I honestly could not agree more. I am sure she is a fantastic friend to the girls in her “group” but outside? …not the greatest. Obviously this website isn’t the proper way to go about calling her out on this but I don’t think anything else would have gotten her attention. This post may not even get her attention, her head is so filled with smoke sometimes I don’t know if anything will. If you notice no one has caller her a skank because she clearly is not and that is not the issue. The issue is the fact she picks people apart constantly and the original poster just did what she does to people all the time.
Oh boy… Karma’s a bitch, Jill. Shouldn’t have burned so many bridges I guess
<3 Jill. she dated my exboyfriends little brother. She has good morales, non-judgemental, and is GORGEOUS. She was always fun to be around. Plus, even without make up? shes beautiful.
Jealous haters! Give it up. You got nothing if you don't even know her.
You are soo dead-right!!! GREAT gf…best one i ever had…sorry i ever lost her…..miss her like crazy….worst mistake of my life====huge regrets
Did a chick write the previous ex-gf comment?
jill is one of the meanest, cruelest, girls i have ever encountered. she has a way of making people feel beneath her by not giving any person the time of day. she is rude and judgemental. i have seen how she treats girls and people outside of her group and it is disgusting. she needs to learn how to treat people with respect and not be so high and mighty. she’s not the nicest person to others and needs to not judge and give dirty looks..what a dirty
So true. I hope this will be a humbling experience.
Lol lol lol jill has been spoon fed and has had her butt wiped for her, her entire life.
haha wow. jill is a sweetheart … and whoever posted this needs to grow some balls and confront her yourself instead of posting on an anonymous website … you’re a coward with way too much time on your hands. i’ve known jill for a long time, and yeah she may gossip but what girl doesn’t. if you say you don’t you’re full of shit. everyone does it so lay off her…keep drinkin the haterade
Jill does more than gossip she blatantly makes people feel like crap on purpose
jill is a spoiled brat who thinks she’s above everyone else. Dunno about now but in highschool she was the biggest stuck up bitch who was only nice to ppl in her skanky ass clique. All these girls would talk behind eachother’s backs in class….did you not realize that your fellow classmates witnessed this and therefor thought you were a fake ass bitch when you’d be all buddy buddy with the girl you just talked shit about? Material things and status/looks is all this girl strives for. Your looks will go one day Jill, and without a good heart or personality you wont be worth a dime. You’re better looking without all the fake shit you wear and the pounds of makeup on your face. clean it up, be real and stop being such a prude bitch to everyone. karma’s a bitch, bitch.
hahaha this is ridiculous. jill is great. people on here that are judging her and her friends for going out a partying need to get over it. most people on here have gone out and been drunk and done something stupid.. move on. and beaking her because she likes to gossip? .. umm im sorry.. but aren’t we all on the ultimate gossip site right now? you cant judge her for gossiping when thats what we’re all doing on here. jill says whats on her mind, and if that makes someone a bitch, then id rather be a bitch than the fatty thats too afraid to say all this to her face and had to post it on here.
Bahaha you are so stupid! You don’t get it at all do you… The poster was obviously jiust dishing out crap shit does all the time. No where in there does the poster talk about her going out, and I do believe only one person commented on how her group acts when out… Toooootally beyond the point. Jill was put up here because she has been cruel to so many people. Frankly I am shocked any of her friends still hang out with one another with the constant backstabbing and shit talking they do to one another…come on girls you know excatly what I am talking about. We all know the crap jill says about you, you say about her and you all say about one another. Have some self respect and get real friends who aren’t going to sell you out and talk crap as soon as you walk out the front door! …but that shows these chicks priorities… They’d rather hang with a fake group who they think makes them appealing than have real open hearted friends who give a damn.
Karma karma karma kaaaaaaarma
her face is kind of fat like shes retaining water she needs less sodium in her diet
Dear Jill,
Now you know how all your friends feel about you, maybe you should take a note and learn how to treat others.
Karma is a bitch.
I didn’t even have to say anything bad because everyone repeated it for me.
I hope you feel like shit for along time. Because that wouldn’t even count on how long you made people/friends ) feel low for.
well…i think the poster has made her (im assuming its a chick) point.. I don’t think everything that needs to be said is said. Take it all in Jill, learn ur lesson. Time to move on from this.
her pussy is big
Hahahahahahahaha hahahahahahhaha she does has a massive vag, I have been there I know.
This girl is gorgeous. Who would waste their time fighting about how much they hate her? Get off your asses and go say it to her. Don’t know her, but it obviously seems like ya’ll are just a tiny bit jealous. (;
jill is amazing, shes super caring and really nice anyone that thinks different is an idiot! people have nothing better to do then bash her, even tho she has done nothing! give your head a shake
Actually I’ve told jill to her face, she just can’t face the fact that it’s true. Maybe Jill herself should leave a comment instead of her fucking rats of friends.
Just deal with it.
I think Jill is a nice girl.
Lol look what we got here. Just cause you sit n post different names Jill pretending it’s others to defend your tribe of goons. Kick rocks. I’m trolling and I’d throw you back
Jill is a snobby bitch man. i went to highschool with her……..
hahahahahah man oh man do I dislike this chick and everything she is about
Shes ugly. lmfao.
She is drop dead GORGEOUS!! & if u think otherwise I’d hate to see who the HELL you date — f’n RANK-ASS!!!!
hahaha i think she caught on that people were trying to find her bitch ass on facebook. well, she changed her name to Jill Kathleen! search away!
alien head
Sounds to me like the person who posted about this girl is just a jealous whore, I don’t know this chick, but its not a crime to wear a lot of make up its a style, some girls do it, get over it. This is coming from someone who you’d be lucky to catch even wearing some mascara.
regardless of the subject matter being true/false, no one deserves this.. i can’t even imagine typing in my own name and seeing this stuff. take a look in the mirror
haha.. all these comments are completely acurate…anyone who defends this girl is crazy and in some sort of weird denial.. shes more than likely talked about you behind your back dont kid yourself… she is a drama QUEEN brat. she pretends to be your friend and gossips about how you “party too much” and WHO do we see in the bars all weekend…who cares were all young and do it….and i realize that this is a retarded way to call someone out on their shit.. but would she even blink if we said it to her face..doubt it.. look at all the people shes obviously fucked with… she is NOT a nice girl..unless your her friend, then i guess shes the most gorgeous girl in the world.
Lol I see this girl at the bar. She’s so fake. Looks aren’t natural if you take 3 hours to get done up everyday, and spend $200 on your hair every month – therefore not pretty, natural or beautiful… Fake.
You guys are all jealous of Jill – she is beautiful inside and out – get a life other than BULLYING cuz that is all this is…grow up and act your age losers
Cake faceeeeeeeeee,!!!! Ur fucking grosss
Jill is still the same stuck up skanky bitch.. Fake fake fake .. Fake teeth fake hair fake tan, fake friend
Hmmmmm…to nano…have a bit of an issue with her??
Ya…nano….aka Shelley or courtney??