Call The Wambulance

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kid got so drunk last weekend that he attempted to steal a sign out of a neighbors yard, tripped and fell and hit his head. He then called an ambulance and claimed someone pushed him. Now hes pressing charges on his friends because its their fault he was a drunken idiot and got put in the situation. Lets be real kid, you couldn’t handle your alcohol. Its your own fault. Don’t try to place blame on others and ruin their scholarships all because you are embarrassed at your own drunkenness. Good luck making new friends after you take the only ones you have now to court! ha.
He looks like a future Andrew Breitbert, a drunken fool.- nik








He’s someones future girlfriend in prison
is that andrew eberle?! haha
yes lol
LMFAO!!! TOOL!
HAHAHAHAHAHA what a ridiculously FALSE story you just made up, good luck finding a job with that felony assault charge you have against you
Fuc*ing tool and a half.
For the record, the guy in this photo got stitches in his head while he was defending his house with the rest of his crew from burgerlary. The Colorado School of Mines football players and wrestlers that tried to steal went to jail that night. Now I guess as pathetic revenge, they made this thread up. Embarassing on their part if you ask me.
For the record, NOBODY EVEN HIT HIM. Retard probably tripped over his pussy lips and hit his head on the grass, causing his sensitive skin to tear ever so slightly. No way he needed stitches. He’s an uncoordinated fat kid, not a martyr trying to defend his house. The next day he’s on the phone with the cops all day bitching about getting “kicked in the head” (yep that didn’t happen either) he’s pressing charges for nothing and whining because he’s embarassed. Fuck this doucher.
FUCK ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE AND YOUR STUPID CALLS TO THE POLICE EVERY CHANCE YOU GET! ALSO FUCK THE FOOTBALL TEAM COME DOWN TO NORTHSIDE DENVER YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Thanks for the input random racist black guy… Great stuff
Andrew is a great guy! He has always been a great guy ever since High School he is all around a great person and therefore I think its pathetic that this is even on here. I think its disgraceful that this is what people have time to do is to bitch about people they don’t even know. You could have found something better with your time. Andrew your a champ keep it up.