THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Interesting story: Chris Fiddes of Point St. Charles Montreal, is a very confused man. I met this dude when he said he was on business in Ohio. Said he was divorced for 5 years.LIE #1. Told an amazing story about an ex girlfriend he caught in bed with his best friend who shortly died after in a car crash. LIE #2. Never happen. After I let him stay with me for a month while he was getting his house in order for his new job here, his wife called and said he wasn’t divorced. Chris blamed this call on her bi-polar disorder. LIE #3. Still married and not crazy. I sent Chris home to Montreal and he continued to beg to return promising of proof of legal separation. I allowed him to return to Ohio and stay with me, still suspect, but with separation papers in hand. LIE#4 papers were fake. Found questionable facebook messages between him and another female. Chris said his facebook was used by friends in the “irish mob” and contacting female would put him and his kids lives in danger. Chris is so stupid he was caught emailing a fake account in above females name. He was told then to leave Ohio. *these lies were not found out until Chris left Ohio for good. Now the story gets better. So numerous emails were forwarded to my email account. I noticed they were also sent to many other people. These emails showed not only was he cheating on his wife with me, apparently, but also 3 other women. This is not the worst part. Chris also had an appetite for men! There were emails from random men on craigslist who were looking for sexual encounters. Now Chris describes himself as a “bottom” (likes to take it in butt) I had to google that. He is also “versatile”. Loves rimming and more….. with men. Of course I thought he would deny it, but he didn’t. He didn’t confirm either. Here is the basic information about this guy, after sifting through the lies: He is 38, lives with his parents in a shitty apartment, he has 2 kids he pays nothing for and left his wife struggling to pay the bills. He had a BMW that got repossed after only a couple months of leasing. He tans way too much, you can tell from the orange glow and deep set wrinkles. Chris stutters blaming it on a head injury related from a mob assault. LIE# whatever. He wears expensive clothes and jewerly, but no money, no job, no car, no pride, and no honest bone in his body. He likes to tell women he’s never felt this way before, however there are numerous emails stating thats not true. He loves them all….and more. He can be seen looking for women at bars, especially Pub St. Charles, however he looks for his men on craigslist.

He doesn’t tan, he has a homemade bronzer…- nik