THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chris Rader. This guy goes to class drunk and shirtless everyday. I swear he sprays himself with f*cking cooking grease because he’s always glistening. He’s always talking about his huge cawk and how he used to do porn. He’s a bodybuilder now and way too muscley. He got hit in the head in the Army and uses it as an excuse to drink everyday and hit on every girl with a pulse. This guy can be seen every weekend on Highland ave. shouting “You mirin?” while he whips out his greg and chases girls. He has been arrested countless times for public intoxication and having sex with random girls, even heard once on Highland. He’s a total asshole and a player. Somehow he managed to hook up with me and my sister(who’s still in high school!) on the same night. He will say anything and everything to hook up with you.
Was it a threesome with you and your sister?- nik