THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chunky! Chunky! Choo! Choo! All aboard the vomit train! This repulsive Rudy’s country store and bbq employee’s name is LAUREN MICHELLE CARTER (middle fat girl purple shirt with nasty smile) and she is obviously all the above on the fat sloot list. Her wonderful social pictures speak for themselves, I mean damn, having those munchies all the time really took a toll on her. Lauren claims to be such a responsible reliable providing mother to her three year old son who is clearly not healthy since birth, since he was born prematurely, (I wonder why hmm) stating the obvious. This fat b*tch is so repulsive, she’s been seen by many having uncounted threesomes with multiple guys in the past 10 years, known as a drunk, a drug addict to uncounted substances, and clearly having MAJOR weight issues! Honey that is not from pregnancy! I’ve seen her steal food while at work from behind the counters of Rudy’s off 183 and research, I’ve seen her cheat on her boyfriends ungodly amount of times while playing the “good girl” roll to both “parties” in multiple relationships. I’ve even seen her get called on by CPS just because she lives so filthy, having rats in her apartment, stains all over the floor, not strapping her child down correctly in the car seat, drugs! and IRRESPONSIBILITY. She’s a terrible mother and dear CPS please please please! for gods sake! take that poor child away out of her evil hands once and for all! Her current “boyfriend” Brandon working at taco bell off l[removed also beats the child and I’ve heard stories of molestation by the two of them as well to the child. What a sick couple! I’m so repulsed, both of them deserve to be in jail, they are so damn poor and disgusting. PLEASE NIK PUT HER ON BLASTTTTT!

You’d think they’d put the baby in the middle of the pic, not push it off to the side.- nik