Conceited Dirtbag Wrestler
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, something had to be said about this asshole womanizer who roams Tampa like he’s hot sh*t just because he’s a wrestler. After fooling me into thinking he was sweet by tipping me heavy, he proceeded to take me on a date, then ask me for half the money when the bill came. Spent the whole date bragging about his wrestling career. His greg was outrageously small and thin for his body type, and he f**ked like a virgin. Uncircumcised. Ew. (which explains why i was pretty surprised to hear he’s been with several coworkers/ friends of mine.) Also, while I was going down he grabbed my hand, and practically forced me to finger his butt (im almost POSITIVE i felt dingleberries, but was scared to even check). p.s. he has an extremely annoying accent. (hes scottish). Do not hook up with this clown. He pretends like he’s strapping it up, then yanks the condom off secretly. Thank god i didnt get pregnant with a little half scottish bastard.
Wrestlers get chicks? I thought they fake it?- nik
He’s just skinny
I asked him to get rid of the tuna and come down to charlies alibi where im always at and swap semen. He body slammed me in the parking lot. It hurt so bad i pooped myself. God im a loser.
LOL! Jealous much. Apparently whoever posted this is jealous about something what it is i have no idea and don’t care to know. In any case, GTFOI (Get The F Over It). I doubt what was said is true.
why would you bang this loser if it was so horrifying? I don’t get it.
Being another female this is crazy. First of all your a stripper at a sleezy Tampa mens club and you know you get paid for sex. Being a friend of Drew’s he used you for a piece of ass and you gave it to him and you are jealous that he used you and never called you! Cry me a river bitch!
I would have to agree with girl above. You are one step up from a hooker! You all probably ate at Mexican and he had the runs. I hope he didn’t get a STD from you!
Whoever would think it is cool to bang a wrestler obviously has zero class and lives in a trailer down by the gandy bridge…If I was a chick, in Tampa, and I banged a wrestler, with all of the other talent around here, I would drive my car off the skyway that my life is so pathetic that banging a wrestler brought me to post on the dirty…LOL. Your life is never getting any better…
Dingleberries are sexy and yummy.
Haha, I don’t know what’s funnier…this douche or you. He asked for half on the date and you still banged him?! You’re a money grubbing slutbag and deserve to be banged out by dickless pretty boys.
He’s a wrestler. Not sure what you expected. But sounds like a woman with little truth and jealous.
I actually got to meet him and he was really cool.
You sound like a slut.
I, too, had been with him. Personally, I enjoyed fingering his asshole. Unfortunately, he doesn’t clean his penis really well, leaving some dick cheese (ewww I know).
what a racist cretin, you are.
so Drew hasn’t been at the gym all this time!
2/10 WOULD NOT PUSH BROTHER, REAL AMERICANS DON’T HAVE DINGLEBERRIES, DUDE. HE DOESN’T HAVE A 24 INCH PYTHON EITHER, I NEVER USUALLY SAY THIS, BUT THIS HEAVYWEIGHT CAN HEAVY-WAIT, JACK. DO YOU SEE HIM SLAMMING 28279379379279272 STONE ANDRE THE GIANTS INFRONT OF 23867382636868286855158188 SCREAMING DREWAMANIACS BROTHERJACKDUDE?
At least he’s keeping busy.
Well this is a step up for Drew I guess, he usually would just masterbate in the gym after we got done working out.
I know what this is a reference to, and I love it.
Wow what a racist cunt you are.
I wish he would cum choke on Damien some more
I’d tap that
You’re a slut. I HAVE SPOKEEEEEN!
FEED! ME! MORE Information, as I find this story suspicious.
DAMN!!!
Being a childhood friend of this guy, I’d like you to fuck off.
It wasn’t my fault!
This is slander. You told me you liked the dingleberries afterwards.
Ima gonna make you humble
IT’S TIME, IT’S TIME, IT’S DINGLEBERRY TIME!
You’re a whore! It’s true, it’s damn true!
TAG TEAM DINGLE MATCH PLAYA, HOLLAHOLLA!
Oi, you filthy tart. Stop talking all this bloody nonsense and get back to work. You’re making a bloody fool of yourself.
From your goodwill ambassador,
William Regal.
P.S. The Scottish are still bloody vermin mind you.
Are you a dirty lying slut?
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
What I can’t believe is how she could BANG BANG! him after feeling the dingleberries!
At least he got to BANG BANG!
You would have a better time with me, Big Johnny & my People Power! It would be dynamic, dude!
Girl, you need to stay away from Main Event Pretenders.
I’m a Main Event Winner
Btw I’m officially divorced and newly single!!!
YOU’RE A WHORE!
Lady, if you were looking for money you should be looking for Cena. I hear he’s single now.
Wrestlers were much better sexers when they were alouwed to go TV-14. Rest In Piece, Attitude Era.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You both run the risk of std’s (that means sexually transmitted diseases for those from Tampa and Ayr, Scotland) and an unwanted pregnancy…neither of you are very bright or respectable. Drew is sacrificing his character, health, reputation, and future for a “dirtbag” image/lifestyle that he thinks will further his career. I am very saddened to see he is on the loser’s path.
I wasn’t even booked for a date with you!
Drew McIntyre is a jam-up guy. Who are you to doubt Drew McIntyre?
Are you up for a three man bang, baybee!
Dingleberries? I love dingleberries. Man see when I have dingleberries I always say “Feed me more!”
I think I smell what the Rock is cooking and it smells like dingleberries. And that’s the bottom line cause Stone Cold said so!
Dingleberries are your destiny…
Did he have amazing thighs like me?
bah bah bah bah bah bah dinglebah?
For the fellas who are unfamiliar with what dingleberries are, they are small bits of poop that get stuck in the hairs of your ARSE!
Dingleberries? No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!