Desiree Elyda Is Gorgeous


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know where Desiree is from but once I saw her I couldn’t believe my eyes. I do know she’s an aspiring actress, and model whose been in some music videos. She might not have your ideal body type but look at that face. She would make beautiful babies. What do you say? Would you pro create with her?
She is from VanDirty.- nik










she used to stalk me on myspace back in mid-late 2000′s. she flew into miami because she thought we were in love. I tapped it, came on her tits, now the bitch won’t leave me the hell alone
Your a liar sir!
This is a self post and I am embarassed for you because you made it soooooo obvious it’s a self post!
She doesn’t need to self post. She has been on here before many, many times & did Niks radio show not long ago. Get with the program, loser.
Long time DA Strong!
Actually utters, you DO need to self post on the dirty because it feeds your ego to see your photos on here. I think you get a false sense of “greatness” that you perceive as being genuine every time you self post and probably stalk the comments section every minute you can to see the latest comments. Grow up and do something meaningful with your life. You are wasting it girl!
She is hot,! All in
Ammmazing rack. Alas she is a tease.
She is Gorgeous. I like her look. She has that natural beauty.
SHES FROM SURREY
She lives in my neighbourhood, I grew up with her. She is very pretty but she is a very big girl….the pictures aren’t a very good representation.
whats a “big” girl loser?? She’s beautiful and if you are not considered beautiful or had anyone ever tell you you are many times over then don’t make negative comments
I am considered beautiful, thank you. She is BIG, she is overweight, quiet hefty. She is probably 5’2….160lbs.
ZED! (formerly Udders)
Did she get married!?!?!?!She was Desiree Villalobos….alas
She has ALLWAYS been one of my favorites on TheDirty.
I fell in love for sure when she did Niks show months ago.
She does appear to be a genuine sweetheart.Sultry voice, grounded, beautiful face & stunning NATURAL rack.
I think Carpe Noctum is obssessed with this chick…
That, or Carpe Noctum is Zed.
Haha either way. Chill out. Its creepy.
Carpe Noctum IS Zed LOL what a joke
Nope, not Zed.
If I had those puppies, I’d never leave the house…..
I’m not obssessed w/ Zed. Otherwise I would have moved to Canada to pursue her. Canada…not gonna happen. Whats creepy about expressing appreciation for the womens many incredible assets?
Carpe your an stalker get off her nuts
I’ve never been conficted of stalking, upon appeal.
LMAO!
self post fo so LOSER
I think UTTERS is the best name for her. as in COW utters bahahahaha
The word is UDDERS, totally different meaning than the word UTTERS.
I wonder if she would date a brown dude. I bet it does not matter about your colour for her. More like what company and colour is your car or how big is your bank account , she seems like one of those chicks.
udders self post … tell me something i dont know. chick cant get enough of herself
Love udders!!!
Megan Fox wannabe
I think she’s pretty, I hope she does well in acting. Modelling probably not so much as our society dictates that you have to be 00 to get anywhere in the industry.
If that doesn’t pan out I hope she marries some rich guy who will treat her like a princess. From her looks she can swing that I’m sure
Totally a self post. Get a life!
you’re such a narcissistic self-poster. get a life, b*tch.
looks like a bobble head tranny!
UGLY AND FAT
I saw her last week for the very first time working at the Vancouver Auto Show. She has a beautiful face.
omfg, i KNEW that was her. was walking around checking out cars and saw her working in the BMW section and recognized her right away. So funny.
This girl needs to get off the Internet.
this girl is actually very average looking. she’s pretty, but nothing special. a lot of make up on her face! most of you wouldn’t find her so attractive if she didn’t have massive boobs.
Saw this sloppy bitch at Earls this weekend she was so desperate for attention it was disgusting. Boyfriend and I had a good laugh at her. Guess the acting career isnt panning out since you’re working minimum wage in Surrey LOL.
Hey so i was at post modern and had bottle service and guess who brought my alcohol…..
IT WAS UDDERS AKA THIS GIRLLLLL!!!!!
So if you guys feel confident go down to modern and mack her or Get some pictures for the Dirty NATIONNNNN
Feel confident? Desiree you’re a fat slob get over yourself and stop self posting!!!!
Sadly she is gone. Shes still here but she has gone anorexic. She looks odd. Her head is out of size for her small body now. Her boobs gone.
Why girls think Vogue sickness is pretty Idk. Doubt she will get much work now. Now instead of cute face and amazing boobs shes just a cute face with out of whack proportions. sad. very sad.