THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dumb wh*re’s name is Christi*ne Baarend*se, she’s the camo bi**h with the white hat holding a cup, trying to show off her beer bod. Her self-esteem is so low a black dude’s d**k could bathe in it if it were on the ground. By the looks of her smile I can’t tell if she is an alien or if she is trying to make herself look like a 5 instead of a 4. She flocks to frat douches like stink on sh*t, and most of them weigh less than she does. I guess her giant square glasses are an attempt to convince people she’s smarter than the rest of the sloots she hangs out with. So what do you think, Nik?
I think she could lose about 14 pounds around her mid region.- nik