Geoff Fern Is A Dirty Lying Tool
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ladies and gents, meet Mr. Geoff Fern. This guy is a f*cking tool. He thinks he’s all pimp and sh*t just cause he’s got a fancy new ride. Buddy’s got nothin’ going for him ‘cept his midlife crisis and his foot fetish. Don’t believe a word he says, he acts like he’s “a stand up guy”, he’s not. Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie, starting with “I’m about 5’7.” Yeah, maybe in heels. He was married for 11 years and is trying to make up for lost time. Sticking his tiny greg into anyone who’ll spread ‘em. His wife wouldn’t have more kids with him, so he left to try and find someone younger and more fertile, I guess? How’s that going Geoff? Make any babies yet? Or just catch some DRD? My money’s on DRD.
He’s not very good at slicking away his bald spot.- nik
vince the shamwow guy!
Is he living in a sea container?
LOL.
Oh man that 3rd pic looks terrible LmAo poor guy.. Just shave ur head and embrace the baldness
Peace signs are so 80′s for older white guys trying to look cool. It’s like acid wash, it should be gone, but still, it came back.
He looks like a mega douche. I actually kinda feel sorry for him considering all 3 pic had to be taken by himself cause he has no friends.
all you women deserve what you get.
cause they are nasty ugly dirty hoes! I know the girl that put him up here. She is a psycho who has put tons of guys up here for running away as fast as they can from her. Why dont you post your self up here and be accountable for once instead of putting up the dudes that are smart enough to escape your fat fingers.
There’s no doubt in my mind that this guy take’s it up the hoop!!
It amazes me that you spread for him with all his flaws, ugliness and dishonesty.
We are such mindless sheep; impressionable victims of b.s. This guy works 13 hour days and spends the rest of his time with his kids.
Ahh the scorn of a woman who has been chucked and effed.
she spreads easier than smooth peanut butter. Sucks doesnt it here you hoped to get this poor guy trashed and your lies and ugliness come out. HAHAHA your a f*ck and chuck…..thats funny……
Sisters forever
sisters forever
It’s funny, the people posting as if they know who the OP is. I sent in this blast, and I’m not who you seem to think I am. Guess Geoff had this coming for a while since apparently there are multiple people who would put him on the dirty.
Nice try
i do know you, your a liar and had enough of you. i can post a pic of you if you like. i will crop myself out though as I no longer want to be associated or tangled in your web!
Why didn’t she post the ones she met off pof that “”"raped”"” her rather than the only guy that treated her like a human being? Safer I guess.
because she lies about being raped all the time. she said its happened twice. all lies. as i said she puts every guy on the dirty that even looks at here. Geoff your not the first you wont be the last. She is a dirty lying sl*t that will one day get whats coming to her. You will see her fat a** up here. Im suprised she hasnt put herself up to try and get some attention. Stop being a tramp and sleeping around we all know your a man hater.
Some women are just too insecure to play 2nd fiddle to the kids. Course I never date “separated” men myself, they usually are in that rebound stage and not looking for anything serious. You get what you get if you put it out there too quick.
I’ve known Geoff for many years and I can tell you that this is one of the most ridiculous posts on the dirty. I’m going to assume that the “lady” (and I use that term very loosely) that posted him here is nothing but a spiteful b*tch with Daddy issues who spreads her legs for anything with a d*ck and once they have seen her true colors she throws them on the dirty.
Geoff is a gentleman who would give you the shirt off his back and although she painted him to be a man-wh*re this couldn’t be farther from the truth. He is kind and caring, a great friend and an amazing father. He obviously made the mistake of showing this psycho a little attention and when he made the wise decision to step back she flipped out.
Geoff is a stand-up guy and if you actually knew him you would know the real reason his marriage ended, certainly not for the reasons that were posted here. But we all know that the dirty isn’t the place to post nice things about nice people. It’s a place for angry spiteful people who have nothing better to do than troll the internet and post lies. It’s very easy to hide behind a keyboard and monitor and talk trash! Instead of wasting your time between spreading your fat thighs and spreading lies about people on the dirty, oh yes we all know he isn’t the first, why don’t you go to college, get an education and do something with your fat a** life. Just remember Karma is a B*tch and what goes around comes around !
Anyone who knows you Geoff knows this is garbage and should be put out with the trash that posted it.
Wow! Shamwow. This is quite a site/culture.
I don’t care I’m stoopiong.
So either I really hurt someone or its just for fun, If it’s the hurt thing, that’s unfortunate, I never intend to hurt anyone with my horrible desire to date people. That’s why I am friendly and respectful to all I meet.
Contrary to false misrepresentations I average less than two dates/month. Pathetic I know, eat it up. If it’s the fun thing I seriously would have paid your way to Mexico. Would’ve been more fun for you, less costly for me and I hear they offer courses in Respect and Accountability to Canadians.
K so Im not GQ. Being ugly doenst automatically make one nasty. Some of History’s greatest things have been accomplished by people way uglier than me. But I do appreciate the commentor regarding the scalp advice, maybe it is time to take the plunge and start the embracing. I’ve been saying it long enough
Geoff
You’re an asshole.
and your a sad little troll, actually your rather huge, and a dirty sl*t. dont u have to go to work at your minumum wage job. or did they fire your lazy fat a** for giving bj’s at work
subway. Eat fresh
I briefly dated this guy, and would have to agree with most of what the OP said.
To all of his “friends”, first of all, the whole fat girl thing, clearly that’s what Geoff is into, otherwise he wouldn’t be dating fat girls. So don’t hate on that. That’s your buddy’s choice. No reason for you all to be dicks towards the women he chooses to date because they’re fat.
To Geoff and his friends, no, not a horrible guy. But when it came down to it, sent a lot of mixed messages, and when things didn’t work out, said some very hurtful things that were completely uncalled for given the circumstances.
Well lookie lookie, Little miss two cents chimes in.
Clearly, your use of the word clearly, is a total give away but thats cool.
Very nice tatoo btw.
And thanks, hurt lots, but was definitely worth it!
if you have seen his wife you would know his true love for fat sloots!
You folks are nothing but a bunch of f*ck ups in the gene pool.
Dwight Schrute.
LOL. Dwights the best thing to happen to TV since Jack Tripper!
OmfG lmfao Geoff fern I used to know this kid when we were kids he used to day one of my friends the. She found out he tried getting with another one of our friends hahahaba old Geoff on the dirty tsk tsk Geoff! Should be ashamed of yourself.
I’d still totally do him again
I hope that disgusting little shithole on maryland has a good deadbolt