THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ladies and gents, meet Mr. Geoff Fern. This guy is a f*cking tool. He thinks he’s all pimp and sh*t just cause he’s got a fancy new ride. Buddy’s got nothin’ going for him ‘cept his midlife crisis and his foot fetish. Don’t believe a word he says, he acts like he’s “a stand up guy”, he’s not. Pretty much every word that comes out of his mouth is a lie, starting with “I’m about 5’7.” Yeah, maybe in heels. He was married for 11 years and is trying to make up for lost time. Sticking his tiny greg into anyone who’ll spread ‘em. His wife wouldn’t have more kids with him, so he left to try and find someone younger and more fertile, I guess? How’s that going Geoff? Make any babies yet? Or just catch some DRD? My money’s on DRD.
He’s not very good at slicking away his bald spot.- nik