THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this could be the hottest girl ever, tell me Nik and tell me world do you not agree?
Stop self submitting yourself Old Lady!- nik
Old hag, 5 head, drooping cheek, no top lip,
old lady eyebrows, sagger boob bitch.
Are you loco hahah those boobs are perfecto!!! Granted no tip lip, but isn’t that better then the girls who get shit in their lips and look like they gave head to a car? Old lady eyebrows??? huh?
A) OLD? umm NOT B) 5 head? LOL you are nuts everyone has a forehead … no drooping cheek, and just the angle of the camera for the lip … and boobs are WAY HOT and natural… you all need help and to get off the internet and into the real world!!!! Best girl I have seen on here in a LONG time!!!
Sagger boobs lame lips so sad one time yesssssssssssssss
She works at a bar called their Bare ass bartending In Pasco
the human brain makes us see ourselves 7 times more attractive than we really are.
Sexy pics of Celia DRUNK one time
Ewwwwwwwwww is the best comment on here … no matter how faker her tits are she looks faded
How can anyone say ew? Celia is way sexy way gorgeous
Her breast are so low
as girl you should know when you are leaning over your breasts if they are normal are going to look lower in a picture
If I was slumming it up in Cougarville, I would probably hit it if I were drunk.
Ew! She’s almost 100!
100? haha maybe 102 lol drunk slopy hoe with drooping facial parts
LMAO are you really that bored that you put pics of yourself up? You look constipated in both your pics hahahaha loser.
P.S. and by constipated I mean you look like you are trying to take shit in both pics, the first one your sloppy floppy tits are hanging all over the place as you shit, and in the second your no top lip having ass looks like you just took a shit and realized you look like you smell … LIKE SHIT bahahahhaha hoooker … sloppy smelly shit smelling Bitch
Hahahhahhaha so true such a hooker with lame standards putting out one time
I’ll speak for the whole world.i’ll pass on that grass,you have a 5 head.
Nice tits. HUGE forehead!
Yes nice hot sweet tits
Obvious April fools joke.
I’m 35 and my mom might be hotter than this BAG.
Could this self poster be a bigger loser?
Yes yes Could this self poster be the winner of 2012′s biggest HO Loser contest??? Yes I say YES hahah
LOL….a little old to self post this shit….don’t you have some poise pads and activia to buy??
Poise and activia?
Hottest girl in the world?? Nik’s right, more like old lady. Nik’s right. She looks like she’s 45 and not even a hot 45, I’d be embarrassed if I were her.
AMEN! Call it like it is Nik! Self-post all the way! Sweetie, I own At Your Service– the #1 Escort Svc. in Tampa (don’t believe me– GOOGLE IT!) My lowest rent b*tch on her worst day looks better than you. Grandmothers should not be submitting themselves to The Dirty– shame shame!
Just checked your site out …. you would be luck if half your girls looked this HOT!!!
Any Mouse says: one of the hottest, sexiest women ever posted here. Get at me, you fine specimen…. Signed, a 42yo successful man
Any Mouse, I don’t know why everyone is hating on me … are you legit? please tell me you are! I am looking for a stable man, are you him?
not even close.
no top lip, insanely receding hairline, and saggers – really? Hot in what planet… Pathetic self post and delusional to boot…
I think it more-so smells like someone who hates her and is provoking the neg incoming comments
Either way, not hot.
Well she has the biggest forehead in the world, we can give her that.
I think your the hottest MIDF in the world your breasts are so pretty and nice. I bet they smell like BBQ chicken on a sunny Sunday afternoon. I would be happy to give you my very large wiener (much larger then Nik tiny little wiener)
LMAO Some insecure 45-year-old hag self posting. What a joke!
Looks rode hard and put away wet…how many kids has she had?
Looks like she has had many a boyfriend cum in her pussy!!! cum on her tits, and specifically cum on her FACE … she looks like she swallows loads of cum, only to wipe her mouth and move on to more and more men!!!
God you are too old for this crap. Get a life please..
LOL……. That is all
old lady skinny lips. yuck
To old to be on The Dirty, maybe 20 years ago.
I think she is sexy as hell! From Tampa myself i can say i fully agree with her lol
the 1st photo she looks like she is taking a shit….just sayin
Who let the old people in? This broad has to be at least 45. Hot? More like “has dementia and wears Depends”.
ewe your ugly and old looking…attention whore
Maybe the world? lmao!! STFU.. hahaha So stupid.
meh…talk about average
There’s no way that’s a self post. It’s someone playing an april fool’s joke or something. Not because she isn’t attractive, because she is, for her age. But no one would put that first pic of themselves up and no one in her age range would post themself saying they’re the hottest in the world, knowing they’re just going to get ripped apart on this site. She dumped some loser and he’s getting revenge.
I’m 45 and am not a hag; and neither is this lady who I think is quite good looking.
The main difference between her and I: I would NEVER submit myself. I have self esteem and do not need to validate my sexuality by trolling desperately for compliments from strangers.
To the self-poster: your obvious lack of self-worth is revolting. Especially at your age.
She has enough 4 head to start another face.
Awww y’all are so mean ! This probably was submitted by someone hating on her and now she has to read all the negative comments she probably didn’t even ask for.
I love me an older woman
Heck ya she is HOT!!! and doubt she is older then 25-29 you all are loco, all you like is photo shopped women instead of natural women … my vote HOT!!!
OMFG… what the HELL-o kitty is wrong with that woman?!! is she blind or just not there? she has to be blind with that much 5 head her brain must be huge!!!
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Yes yes yes this young women is the definition of gorgeous
Finally someone on this site that is not fake!!!!
Wow all the haters are drunk idiots this young women is sexy/gorgeous/beautiful!!!
she looks better than Carrie Dircks, another self poster with a 5 head and sagging old lady tits! whats wrong with these girls that think they are so hot when they are clearly not!!!! guess they have been told by too many guys they were just to get in their pants!!!! DUMB BITCHES!!!! do you not have mirrors??? really… go get help!
The girl on this VID is a porn hooker the girl in the pics is not a hooker WTF does this site even pay attention to what is going on????
Ya budddddy Celia must have had sex with her boyfriends roomies henc this video was published!
Well said she is wicked SEXY
Sean, I hope you know that this is really hard for me..as I struggle with this situation every minute.
But, if it is going to help you…then..I guess I should not be selfish, and do this for you. Sooo, obviously…Kurt and I had sex. And yes, we did do it doggie style but no, he did not spank me. Everyone is not like you, and does not do the same things. He didnt pull my legs up high.. in fact he didn’t really ever do anything with my legs–like you did, ya know? Most of the times, yes, I was on top.
You know I don’t enjoy oral that much… but he wanted to..and I tried to stop him but he really wanted to, so I let him. He only did it for a few minutes..he’s never really done that to a girl before… and ..it’s not something most guys enjoy the first few times. He only did it twice.
When I was on my period, he really wanted to have sex but instead ..I decided that it was time for me to give him oral, since he had maybe a week or so before. Im sorry, I just wanted to please him because he tries so hard to do everything for me. I only have done it twice…and never swallowed, I just finished him with my hand when he started to cum.
I’m sorry that it hurts you, knowing how personal that is to me…and knowing I have done that with him. It was an attempt on part to let my guard down with him..and try and give him more of an effort. if that makes any sense.
He didn’t lick me how you did and it’s not like you ever told me that you had wanted to do that for so long…until you finally did. I didn’t cum in his mouth…no, I don’t think I do that. ???
Im sorry for being selfish and having those weak moments were I contacted you, not taking your feelings into consideration. Im sorry for being such an awful person to you. Im sorry for all of this.
Everytime we are together, no we don’t have sex. He has more of a want for it than I do. And he gets very frustrated by that. We mostly did on the weekends…at least once a day. And at least once during the week. I am not loud with him like I was with you. I mean, I do moan when it feels good and I say his name…but no it’s not like when I was with you. I don’t say anything other than “that feels good” or “oh kurt/god/baby”. My face does not get numb. No.
I think at first, when him and I would just mess around and he fingered me…it would. But not anymore. I mean…we do some stuff differently, as Im sure you have with others too.
I always get up and go to the bathroom afterwards..just because it feels like I have to because of the cum inside of me, coming out.
Im sorry that we had sex without a condom. Thats really what postponed it for so long. But, one morning we woke up and were messing around like normal and he took off his boxers, which heh never normally did..and grabbed me to get on top of him. And it happend.
I thought about how it would effect you, if you ever/when you found out. And I had hoped that would never happen…until things were right. We’ve had sex at his apartment…but no one was ever there when we did. His roommate is not there that much. And i never told anyone that I had sex when him after it happend. None of my friends knew. Not even Mandie. She would ask if we had yet…and I would lie and say no. Because, for whatever reason I felt like that would make things better for you when you found out…because then it wouldnt be like you were the last to know. I did feel extremely guilty…but I mean, the things you did that hurt me…seems like you didnt even relate the two together. Like, if I just left your apartment and you went online to tell another girl how hott or gorgeous she was…did you ever feel guilty? I don’t know how to explain it…but, I guess I just separated the two and refused to think about it. Otherwise, i would not sleep at night.
I know what I have done is shitty. Immature. Selfish. awful. And I hope someday that you will forgive me…. and you and I can be ok with eachother…even if only as friends.
WTF who stole this email and placed it on here?
Wow can’t believe this is all on here … if we are going to be honest then here goes! Me and Celia totally hooked up behind Sean’s back … he totally took her for granted and she knew I fuked girls like a champ ,,, kinda messed up but the three of us would go to dinner, her and him sitting together … then she would leave and meet me at my place and suck me/fck me like a champion! Love pulling her legs up high and pusing them back making her pussy even tighter then it was naturally then waking up and having her give me a balls to tip of cock blow job in the morning only for her to go back to Sean later in the day and not even kiss him hahhahaha giving him some excuse about being sick or tired … best part was having dinner with her and him and he would go to the bathroom and she would slid over to my seat and grab my cock under the table while she stuck her wet tongue down my throat in front of everyone, not even really caring if Sean saw this, she said she kinda wanted to have him walk back while this was going on since he couldn’t do or say anything since we were in a public restaurant! Best part was after having dinner was her coming back to my place after giving Sean another lame excuse and getting to lick her tight wet twat … then getting to bend her over my bed and fck her silly … till this day it was so much fun to fuk her behind his back, hey what are friends for right? if he cant satisfy her I might as well pin her legs back behind her head and cum in her and on her!
why would you post this on here? its bad enough that you admit to having sex with another guy and how you enjoyed it way more then us but why would you post it on here?
Yessssssssssss we love to se Celia one time … she loves to see us all cum on her sweet tits one time!!!
Sean … so if we are going to be honest … which I have already above … yes all that is true, and yes I did swallow his cum … at first I just finished him wthh my hand … but after a month of us not being together I had this need to feel Kurt cum in my mouth, I missed the warmth of hot cum down my throat, and after feeling watchign him cum on my hands I had to taste it once … after tasting his cum down my throat I couldn’t stop … yes when we would fuck I would make sure that he pulled out so I could be sure to put his cock in my mouth so I could feel him blow up in my mouth … it just felt so amazing that I had to experience it over and over and over … im sorry that his cock filled my mouth so much better then your tiny penis ever did
Sean … FYI im super sorry for texting you that night after the USF football game that I fucked the shit out of Kurt … was it true? yes but I never should have told you that info when I was drunk … You know I take sex more serious then that … I only told you that I fucked the shit out of Kurt then because I was hurt, and it felt like the only way to get even with you for taking me for granted … I didn’t just fuck the shit out of Kurt I made love to him, he treated me way better then you ever ever did and made me feel totally sexy … the only way I could make it right was to make love to him completely with no condoms … even though I don’t enjoy oral, either giving or receiving … I embraced the fact that giving him oral was making him happy! I know I never licked your balls, but licking his allowd me to feel like he was special in that way, from sucking on his balls to deep throating his cock I could not resist but to swallow his cum down my throat … it was hot, it was sexy and it was amazing!
Sean … Ive had Kurt and Alex one time!!
Sean, after sayign wath I have said you know by now I have had sex with Kurt … before Kurt I had sex with Dante, Manny and Enrique … I never meant for it to go that far but you totally took me for granted. And yes, what your boy Alex posted on here is true also, I never meant to have sex with your best friend but when we all went to dinner at Selmons I was just so pissed at you that when he offered to try and make things right between you and me and how much you cared for me … I just aw how much pasion was in his eyes … seeing that passion in his eyes made me so horny and wet … I know that it was wrong to sit there and eat dinner with you, and then go home with him, I just coudln’t help but milk his cock with my mouth … hafl the time we would fuck in the parking lot, others we would fuck at the beach
Yes Kurt and I had sex, way better sex then we ever had, its not your fault Sean .. its just the fact that Kurts cock was way bigger then your tiny little penis Sean … Ya buddy one timee
Holy cow these vids are way hot, this girl is sexy she takes on all guys and has no fear!!! Nik do you have any other INTEL on her??? where does this girl live, whats her name how old is she? OMG I want to marry her
The vids are not of her first off! Other then that you’ll see in my other post about her that she was dating my boy Sean! He totally took her for granted, and all I had to do was pay her some attention and she was mine sexually!!! she would come over after tellin him she was busy and suck my cock, feels good to admit all that! Of course, never told Sean this and maybe when she would sneak over to my booth at dinner when he wen to the bathroom I should have said no but when her hands would reach down my pants and stroke my cock what could I do? It took all our restraint to finish dinner, make up an excuse then rush back to my place wehre she would show me what her hands started at dinner …. never in my wildest dreams did I imagine her wanting to kneel in front of me … wanting to take her wet tongue and lick my balls then lick up along my cock to the tip … there was no doubt a total rush knowing this was my boys girl, was so much fun to lay my cock on top of her head slapping her face with it, loved putting her legs on my shoulders making her pussy even tighter … I tried to pull out but she wanted my cum in her she loved the fact that I was his friend and still cumming in her pussy!
Yaaaaaaaaaaa buddy … way too much to dirt and drinks tonite and checked the DIRTY and saw my previous comments were still out here for the world to see … Good times for sure, never had such a hottie worship my cock like Celia!!! she would crawl from yards away totally naked with only the tiniest of thongs on .. loved watching her kiss my thighs then my balls then my cock … then taking my whole cock down her throat lips first!!! I would ask her … do you do this for Sean? She would laugh … and say while my cock was in her mouth that she could hardly tell when she did this for Sean since his penis was so small, yet with my large cock down her throat it was a whole new ballgame … the best part wes having sex with no condoms on … grabbing her tight ass while she rode my hard cock … I would love to put the pics up on here of her worshiping my cock
Just to back up the stories I heard my roomate Alex with this girl … Alex would go to dinner with Celia and Sean, fully knowing that Sean was with Celia … some how Alex would convince Celia to ditch Sean and meet him back at his Apt later … She would drive home to her place, get changed into something sexy and risque then go to Alex’s place … most the times she would get changed into a tiny thong and see through bra and wear a robe over that and drive the 3 miles to see Alex … She would then walk to his door ring it once, drop the robe even though his front door faced the main street… no matter the night she would wait in her tiny thong until Alex answered the door … she would then drop to her knees and proceed to give him head in his doorway partly for the rush partly hoping that Sean would see this …
Ya buddy! no wild stories here just the truth!!! Celia was way crazy when it came to being hard core sexy!! She would ride kurts Hard Cock like a champ! This of course was after she carressed his cock with her wet lips and tongue … she would lick his cock from shaft to tip then take his whole cock down her throat, gagging over and over till he would cum down her throat!!!
Heard action also … I just assumed this girl was single the way she came over and would fuck so easy … all my boy had to do was text her past 11pm and she was over at our door, just assumed it was because she was single now that I read she had a BF at the time makes it kinda crazy and kinda even hotter hahah as a girl I know what its like to date a guy who takes you for granted so I can understand how she must have felt … then again when we were all out in the living room listening to Alex tear her apart we just assumed it was a single ass he was pounding … knowing she had a bf makes it kinda lame since she came over every weekend and was so loud we had to knock on the door to calm her down … she would walk in, see 5-8 people having a party, walk to his bedroom and literally 4 minutes later be getting pounded by our boy … props to Alex for getting such a hottie though!
Ah yes the pics on here would only prove how lame Sean was and how eager Celia was to to be with a real man! I must give her credit though, a few times when all three of us were at dinner she had to bite her tongue as Sean would try and be smooth … the only way she could stand this was knowing that worst case when he would go to the bathroom she could flip booths and come give me a handjob … worst case she had to bail on whatever plains he had, no matt how lame the reason he was stuck accepting it … part of us figured that he was so lame/desperate that he knew she was coming back to my place later … Celia even figured that if she were to tell Sean to sit in the corner and watch me fuck her he would gladly do so just so he could jack off like the lame ass he was!
OH My … Sean being Celia’s roomate and your friend you need to know that she totally devoured Kurt and Alex and Dante and the list goes on, don’t feel bad … yes you took her for granted but she totally made up for your lack of effort with a long list of hard cocks in her mouth and pussy … I should know, I heard her bed getting bounced nithgly
This woman is HOT as hell!!!! Even my 16 year old son thinks so. And your blind if you think she is not.
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