Hungry Hungry Hippo

April 17, 2012 Sacramento 2 7,333 Views

Hungry Hungry Hippo

Hungry Hungry Hippo

Hungry Hungry Hippo

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brianna MCDONALD. She is constantly looking for attention on facebook by saying how sad she is that her boyfriend dumped her that day or the next. In her spare time she likes to eat everything in site and then make fun of skinny girls because she cant be skinny herself. EVERY picture she takes she has to have her glasses on because she doesn’t want anyone recognizing her fat *ss. She is a nasty Jizz rag c*nt!! Who will do anything for some friends. Even suck their d*ck. But i think she’s really fooling everyone cause i’m pretty sure she’s a d*ke. She’s had a lesbian crush on her best friend Megan for god knows how long. Brianna FREAKS out if you don’t text her back fast enough or post a status talking sh*t, she automatically assumes it’s her. She’s so disgusting you can see the fat coming out of her pores! Her moms a crackhead so Brianna started young! One time she couldn’t find her pipe for days and it was stuck in all her rolls. No one wants to f*cking touch her! Not even her ugly *ss boyfriend. He has to put a bag over her head and blindfold himself just so he can f*ck her. Watch out DANVILLE. She might be hungry.

She fills out that ‘O’ perfectly.- nik