I Can’t Believe What I Did
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m really ashamed of myself and have no one to turn to. Last night I was watching Toddlers and Tiaras recording with my wife because we are having a baby in 3 weeks. We always watch the show to make sure she doesn’t end up trying to do something crazy like this with our daughter when she arrives. Lately I have developed a very strong attraction for Alaska, she is one of the girls on the show. And what I did after my wife passed out is beyond me and I still can’t shake it out of my head. I pushed pause and masturbated to freeze frames of Alaska, and I really enjoyed it and now I don’t know what to do with this guilt. Personally I blame the people at TLC for ruining my life… So Nik, what do I do now, do I tell my wife? Do I go see a counselor? Because I’m scared I will do it again. PLEASE I need help!
Don’t tell anyone. You will lose everything.- nik
Dude,,you need to be re-programmed and quick. Clock work Orange style. I don’t think I could ever tell someone to off themselves. Talk about post-pardum depression. It truly takes a monster to take away a small child’s innocence.
What the f*ck are you talking about? 1st — it’s “postpartum” depression. 2nd — it’s depression related by out of control hormones after a WOMAN gives birth. Men cannot get postpartum depression, since they cannot give birth, so they don’t have pregnancy hormones. 3rd — it’s “post”, meaning after delivery, not 3 weeks before give birth. Again, you have to be able to give birth in order to suffer postpartum anything!
4th — I’m not even sure what the f*ck your were trying to say — your dumbass post makes no sense at all.
Sorry, for the slip. I was thinking of his wife. Yah friggin word Nazi.
Well suck it you insensitive cu*t.
Put a plug in it and take a mydol.
Let’s review,,, 1. Put a cork in it.(tampoon) 2.take a mydol.(your obviously ragging) and three the most important. 3. Take your meds. Your bipolar
Not my fault you can’t see the forest through the trees blondie.
Anybody’s listening to this?? Is there anyone that understood the reference to clock work Orange. If there is something I posted that did not make sense I would gladly explain. Except to you! Cu*t.
wtf
thats f*cking weird man. even as a joke. weird and awful
THIS IS JUST DISGUSTING!! NIK WHY WOULD U EVEN APPROVE THIS TO BE ON HERE.. THIS WOULD BE A SICK ASS JOKE!! REMOVE THAT SHIT,=.
I agree, anything that has to do with having sex or masurbating over a child should not be posted AT ALL!!! It is just encouraging other sick people to post about there problems.
I agree, playing into this sick f*ckers post is morally wrong from this websites stand point..! This is f*cking gross and wrong on EVERY level! Even if this post is fake, just to put the idea out there is not cool!! ***PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ABUSED BUT PEOPLE THEY TRUSTED AND YOUR WEBSITE IS JUST KICKING UP THE PAIN***
Its starts with this guys fantasy until he cannot control his inner desires then the next thing you know he is ruining a kids life and mentally scaring them till the day they die!!
*** Seek chemical castration QUICK!!! SICK F&@KER!!***
I Agree that this is wrong and gross hello this entire website is wrong! I am not saying this post is ok. But everyone is freaking out over this but you’ll laugh and comment nasty things about people. You’ll down grade insult and punish people for no reason isn’t that sick enough! I have my fair share of people that I don’t like but personally I think this website is horrid and should be banned from even exstisting! We wonder why kids feel bullied teens kill themselves it’s because people right here!!!
I hope this is a sick joke of a post. If not, psychiatrist for sure.
From someone who has been abused when they were little, this is sick!
GET HELP! I cant believe you would even post that on here, I still have trouble getting over what happened to me. Dont let it happen to another child.
STOP ALLOWING THESE SICK PEOPLE FROM POSTING!
IT IS JUST ENCOURAGING OTHERS FROM THINKING WHAT THEY ARE DOING IS NORMAL!
BLACK, WHITE, YELLOW, IT IS NOT OKAY TO MASURBATE OVER OR MOLESTE A CHILD.
FROM SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN THROUGH THIS FOR YEARS AS CHILD THIS IS NOT OKAY TO ADVERTISE!
it’s not a real post. Scoobie was probably feeling bored yesterday and came up with a little hogwash to draw some attention. I didn’t think you had to be a detective or DA Veteran to figure this one out!!
it’s called self control stop feeling guilty or sorry just dont f*cking do it and stop yourself you have just earned extreme creep status
Nastyy perv i feel bad for your kid!!!!
that’s super creepy, though it’s what everyone against shows like toddlers and tiaras has been saying/making point of for a LONG time now… the show does sexualize young children and sick individuals like that of whom submitted this post go about things like described. the child’s parents need to be more careful and think about what they may be getting their kid into imo. and if this was some “joke” post, get a proper sense of humour because not funny at all.
F*ckin’ off urself dirtbag…..you sick, twisted f*ck.
She is too cute….
fap fap
I have some advice for you. Buy a pistol, put it in your mouth, and pull the trigger.
can wait for Nik to make another post bitching about how the mainstream media always attacks him unfairly…..posting sick crap like this probably has something to do with it…..
I’m actually beyond surprised this got posted, I would almost be more disturbed if the conspiracy theories were true and someone at TheDirty.com wrote it. Either way, not impressed with this smut. No entertainment value.
I don’t write sh*t you retards. Go somewhere else instead of my website 8 times day if there is no value.- nik
thank you nik.
Love u nik
Since nik knows when people self post from IP address ect why cant nik expose this scummbag like he does all the sloots/everyone else put this guys picture up with his name that is touching himself to kids.You have a kid nik do the right thing so his baby doesnt end up getting molested.I think you would get more respect if you did.
Nik can’t expose anyone because he’d be exposing himself for writing this. Why do you think he’s responded 4 times now saying he didn’t write this. For all of you non-retards out there, methinks Nik doth protest too much.
Nik is one of the retards that will have no idea where that line came from, amirite?
Obvious troll.
I wouldn’t be surprised to learn Nik had already raped his own daughter. what a freak
I think the person posted this as a way to get people to open their eyes to this show and kiddie pageants period. It’s called Reverse Psychology.
My name is Albert Fish (1870 – 1936). I was a serial killer, child rapist and cannibal. I’ve had a child in every state. My targets were mostly young mentally handicapped boys or African American children. Why? Because they wouldn’t be missed as much. Once I picked my target I would lure them away from their homes, tie them up and torture them. I did this for years until I was caught after I sent a letter to one of the victims parents, describing to the last detail how I murdered her daughter. This was way before the Internet, before T.V. made it okay to whore your kids out and parade them around. You fools are only feeding the fire for people like me. Come here little ones, I have candy!
nik richie confirmed . this post is real he investigated the ip address
hahaha thanks tips. Of course this is fake. idiot.
nik responded to this post himself its real
your wife is having a girl? i hope you don’t molest her, you sick f*ck! you need a therapist pronto and a vasectomy!
nik needs to bring attention to this show,
imagine how many perverts tune into this ish
just to fap, it’s a show for perverts.
it’s wrong…
even for the little girls
they should be playing not being little sloores.
This show I basically a pedophiles dream. Its creepy to watch children dressing up like adults and basically selling sex to win a contest. I feel dirty watching it.
Did you tell us you’re having a baby to alarm us?
Toddlers and tiaras is porn for American pedophiles!
Why would you give this person the advice to “not say anything”. … If this post is real, this guy is only going to get worse. You don’t have those sorts of thoughts, act on them, and not expect them to grow. He’s going to become a child molester and NIC RICKIE tells him to “not say” anything. Don’t you think it would have been better to tell the man to get help before it gets out of control?? I guess Nic Rickie Condones this sort of behavior.
your a sick f*%&!!
This shit isnt funny , its not something to joke about ! your a sick sob , and you are a child molester and I feel bad for your wife and un born child !
LIKE
The producers of that show should be shot, did they really think normal people would watch that crap. All that show is, is a haven for pedo’s.
I’m scared.
fake post
i cant even comment on this.
Fake
Doesn’t matter. Still a crime.
you are a twisted perverted a pedophile, you need to report yourself to the police,don’t go see a councellor…its in your brain…. so before you start touching a kid put yourself behind bars…where it would be safe for all the kids in this world…. sick bast*rd
interested to hear what you’re going to say about this post on your radio show wednesday nik… i really hope this is someone “trolling” though… that being said, even if it is a troll there sadly are people out there that do exactly what this post has described. that’s what everyone has been saying for the longest time yet these pageant moms don’t see it as a big deal/are in denial for whatever reason. not good parenting on their part, they should be looking out for their child and their child’s best interests. as for show producers and TLC, shame on them as well for basically saying “this is normal and okay”….
tell your wife a womens intuitin is the the best your urges could chenge so take care of it now
i cant believe nik would tell him not to tell anyone sounds like he is condoning pedophilia
Tell a psychiatrist it’s good u know what ur thinking is wrong
There is something really wrong with you , your wife is about to have a baby girl and you masturbated to freeze frames of a little girl . Your a monster that should have his penis cut off . i hope your wife finds out and kicks your ass to the curb and that your never able to see your children ever again .
NIK YOU HAVE TO THE EMAIL TO THIS PERSON, YOU NEED TO REPORT HIM BEFORE HE REALLY MOLESTS A KID IN REAL LIFE OR HIS OWN DAUGHTER!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!
Agree; people were convicted for doing much less than this.
The only way to explain this post is…you have a lot of issues. Obviously, you are trying to be funny as most people interested in child molestation would not share their perverted thoughts on a public board.
Yet, the only funny thing is, even if you are just trying to be funny, you may very well be convicted of several crimes, which as you may know, are not too popular in correctional facilities.
Since you know how to use PC, look and search for few cases and you’ll find out that people were convicted for doing far less than this. Just pray to god no one ever finds who you are.
Nik, you have the option to delete any post as it states “all messages will be reviewed.” Yet, you did nothing. I don’t care if it is fake, I don’t care if you think this was funny…you went just too far with this. You are as guilty as this perverted poster. I can’t believe you allowed this post to be published!
Joke or not, I’m glad he posted. We all know how wrong it is. If anything he’s bringing attention to it. That show should of never even aired to begin with. People damm near shut down limbaugh for calling a grown woman a slut. But nobody can get together and shut down a show that parades five year olds as sluts. WTF PEOPLE!!
Why are so many people so closed minded ? Why does this post have to be fake? There is people like this who exist and who do stupid shit and feel like they are completely anonymous behind their computer screen. The poster obviously thought he couldn’t get traced otherwise he wouldn’t had posted even as a joke. Coming from someone who has Ben sexually abused since the age of 5 and by multiple people I want to tell the poster to please get some help. You will ruin the life of many. You need intense therapy and some prayer. Good luck and get well
That’s incredibly creepy.. Someone should trace this back and figure out who this Pedofile is..
You people are all f*cked. I’m sure he’s not the only one masturbating to the show. Why would Nik waste his time reporting him. Masturbating isn’t a criminal offense. You are all idiots.
Okay, first of all, if this is real, guess what buddy? You’re a fucking goof! You don’t deserve to be around your daughter at all because my might end up jacking off to her fucking pictures. I’m not going to say get help because goofs don’t change they just learn to hide it better. No joke, off yourself. You’re a disgrace to parents, nay, humans the world over. Goof.
Holy shit, you got some problems brotha. Of all the different things to use palm-la handerson for, you did it for this? Absolutely gross.
This dude needs to be a registered sex offender…his wife better run he might try to have sex with their child
WOW! Sick MotherF*****
She’s gonna be ugly when she grows up. I can already tell.
This is one thing I hate about thedirty, they’ll allow anyone to post on here if it gets attention. Chances are the person who posted this is doing this for attention. Really can’t imagine someone posting stuff like this if it were true. If it is true, stop watching the show.
You are incorrect. I have tried several times to have my submitted post used. I’m trying to expose the supreme court of canada for forcing judges to go lenient of aboriginal offenders. Its never been posted, and its real news.
R u kidding me????? Aboriginals already get special treatment, there was an article in the paper stating this. Here I copied and pasted this for you. As Canada’s justice minister and attorney general, I’m sure you are keenly aware of the recent Supreme Court of Canada ruling on Sec. 718(2) of the Criminal Code.
This is the one that forces courts to give aboriginal offenders special consideration during sentencing.The trouble is, Sec. 718(2) has very little meaning on its own, especially the edict that calls on the courts to give “particular attention to the circumstances of Aboriginal offenders” when sentencing.
To give “particular attention” to a group of offenders based on their race or ancestry is nothing more than an abstract expression of Parliament that provides no direction whatsoever to the courts.
To make matters worse, there was very little discourse in Parliament regarding this specific amendment when the bill was tabled in 1995 by the previous Liberal government.The outcome is that the courts must give special consideration to aboriginal offenders at sentencing.
Courts must use a different type of analysis for aboriginal offenders when devising a fit sentence.For example, courts are to automatically consider as mitigating factors such things as the effects of colonialism, residential schools, displacement and other historical wrongdoings against aboriginal people. The courts are to consider these matters as mitigating factors whether they can be proven as relevant to the individual offender or not.
The aboriginal offender, under this judge-made law, is to be treated differently based on his or her race and ancestry.
Love how nik is always using the word retard…karmas a bitch and I can’t wait until you and shayne have another kid with down syndrome…im assuming it won’t be funny then.
when did he say retard?
I’m actually beyond surprised this got posted, I would almost be more disturbed if the conspiracy theories were true and someone at TheDirty.com wrote it. Either way, not impressed with this smut. No entertainment value.
I don’t write sh*t you retards. Go somewhere else instead of my website 8 times day if there is no value.- nik
The fact that Nik was watching this thread so closely means that he 100% wrote it. He is so idiotic it’s comical.
Well, I’m pretty sure that Shayne is already afflicted with down syndrome and Nik’s probably a chromosome short himself so it’s cool if he calls others retards, like blacks calling each other ni@@er.
“BITCH” and yes, I did use capital letters for a reason.. to emphasize just how much of a BITCH YOU ARE! You should be ashamed of yourself, you should NEVER make fun of a child with a mental disability. That is just low, never mind who you may think you are. To be honest, if I knew who you were I would come find you and BEAT YOU so that YOU would have a mental disability. It is not funny to ever bring a child into a petty little argument. GROW UP AND ACT YOUR AGE. You are a heartless bitch.
This is yet another fake, manufactured post by Nik Richie to see how many people would comment on it. Half the really controversial posts on here are fake as hell.
well then I guess you’re one of those idiots that commented on this controversial post so welcome to the masses buddy
That’s disgusting. Go get help. Sounds like a future child molester. Sick people like him don’t deserve the gift of a child, or a wife. In fact he should die alone, touching yourself to a little girl? Your dick should be cut off.
Consider this: say you had a normal – high sex drive, and the only thing that can get you off are kids. You know it’s horribly wrong, but you that’s just your THING. You can never really indulge yourself sexually, ever. We all have some thing that really gets us off, some people are not so lucky as to have a (relatively) accepted fetish. I’m quite sure that most paedophiles never act on their feelings by molesting children, based on what my psychology prof has explained. Just because he’s attracted to children does not mean he will ever molest a child. People who molest children (and then often try to justify their actions) are disgusting, this man just has a problem.
Straightup, you’re an intolerant piece of sh*t, and if anyone deserves to have their dick cut off, after the real child molesters, you’re next.
He sounds like a chimo in the making. Gross.
this POST like all the others defines nik. not only does he not care about the well being of women, but not little girls?
nik your disgusting, you just had a child? i feel bad for your child. how your wife can be married to you ?? i dont know??
karma is a bitch & obviously something’s going to happen to their child for the fact she’s going to grow up very disliked. her generation will most likely blame her etc.. who knows the thoughts of crazy people idk.
What a fucking retarded show. Only idiots put their children up for this. Then cry that someone molested/murdered their child. After treating their child like a fucking barie doll you dress and put make up on. Parents of these children like that should have their children taken away! Thats not fucking normal! Then you complain children later get pregnant at 9 or 10 yrs of age. Like wtf is wrong with people??
This show gets so much shit… The only thing about it is the fucked up parents. There are moms on this show that let them do it if they want, It looks like fun, to an extent. Girls should dress up and feel beautiful but not a little baby wearing something slutty.. and You can win lots of stuff/$$. Sick mother fuckers and bitch moms make this shit look bad. It should all be in fun… AND this mofo is a creep.. eww. These are just babies.
AMEN!
Future mall santa.
Soooooooo, can we show this to Alaska’s mom and all the other mom’s from the show?? They should not be putting those girls through this. And man, you are gross!!!!
?? english please
Pedophilia and always wrong, but shouldn’t the mother be to blame for bringing this unwanted attention? Her daughter looks like a 30 year old midget when she’s dolled up for pageants…NOT a child!! Whose fault is that?
Nik, put this back on the front page. That terrible mom thinks she can blast you with cease and desist letters is redonkulous.
PS
Fred Farkle is the author of this original post.
This post is disgusting and probably fake; but I would not be surprised if there were thousands of pedophiles who jerk off to that program. I used to work with sex offenders and they used to describe their fantasies to me on paper sometimes it would involve watching toddlers and tiara’s as an “outlet”.
Why in the hell do these stupid mothers sexualize their poor innocent babies like this? What do they expect? For some sex offender NOT to get turned on by it? This childs mother needs a punch in the face, a long with the rest of the “pageant moms” – aka attention whores.
Haha
WTF is wrong with you? You advocate torture and mutilation? all this dude did was jerk off while on pause.
I feel sorry for your child! Your sick and you better not even think about doing that to your CHILD!
wow NIK why would you even give this guy a platform to voice his sick twisted mind? This post only satisfies his sick ego. And to post a picture of the little girl is so exploitive on your part. Karma is a bitch dude and you will get yours soon. I would only hope that if this was your child you would do what it took to protect her, not exploit her. Dumb ass
Regardless of being fake or not, this post crossed a line in so many ways. The owner of the website has the option to screen and decline before posting. (Hence the “All messages will be reviewed”) disclaimer on the bottom. He did not.
it is immature, and sick whether intended as silly joke or not. There are things you just don’t do…such as sexual comments on a little girl. If you think this is the end of it, you are mistaken. I guarantee you that this post will end by FBI knocking on “Nick’s” door. I put money on this one.
I thought that the policy of this website was that persons under the age of 18 weren’t suppose to be posted.
The person posted in this instance is the dude who fapped to the girl. He is over 18 you assclown
ERIC HOW MUCH YOU BET? THE FBI KNOCKING ON THE DOOR? GIVE ME A BREAK! ALASKA IS UGLY!