THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Josie Cutts from Seattle,WA. Actually she’s nowhere near Seattle… but everyone from Washington says they’re from Seattle. So this girl thinks she’s hot sh*t, Nik, but really I think she’s average looking. The plus is she’s a real, true blonde, her ancestry is from Sweden so the carpet matches the pubes (Joke…watch the movie forgetting Sarah Marshall). No really, I can’t say a lot of negative things about her, other than she has a big ego, and lots of friends to stroke it for her. Everyone is always saying “Oh you’re so pretty!” So tell me. Is it me or is she just alright? She’s 30, btw so…. does that make her a cougar in training or a full blown cougar?
Like I always say: “Nobody wants to see a woman over 30 naked.”- nik