THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Lauren Ackles and she’s 16. She’s slept with over 20 guys, has tattoos, piercings and is dating a guy who is 21. I heard a story, which has been confirmed by parties that were there, that her boyfriend, Alec and her were fighting at Rich’s nightclub in downtown Houston, when she proceeded to make him ride in the bed of the truck and it was pouring rain. She slammed on the brakes numerous times making him fly and hit the glass. Point being, she’s trash and thinks she’s the sh*t and tries to sleep with every guy she sees and fight every girl. She thinks it’s cute that she can queef on command. Please let her know she isn’t hot!
How can you sleep with a girl who can’t even see straight?- nik