Jared Macisaac The Virgin


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jared Macisaac, the virgin. I only know him through mutual friends. We were at the bar the other night, and I was left alone with this loser, who was coming down on c*ke and crying his eyes out. This was the first time I ever met the guy, and he starts literally crying on my shoulder that he is still a virgin! He was going on and on about how he is so worried that he will die a virgin. I asked if he’s ever though about getting an escort. He said he couldn’t afford it, which is funny because he can certainly afford his out of control drug habit. This guy is a real loser, but I don’t want to post this to embarrass him. I am simply posting this to find an eligible bachelorettes for Jared. So ladies, if you’re into hard drugs and 25 year old virgins, Jared is for you!
He better save up some cash, he won’t lock any chick down popping his first nut.- nik









i would prefer an escort over a prostitute any day.
this guys hot! id do him!
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Jared is a GOOF
there is nothing wrong with being a virgin u idiot…should be more concerned about posting how ridiculous he looks in his pics instead of “picking” on someones sexual decisions. Anyone can get laid, he prob chooses not too. Is it best that he runs around spawning and spreading disease?? ur VERY immature
The poster sounds like an idiot.
Nice self post Jared
Ooo I’m I almost s*it my undies….. Bahahaha lol you guys aren’t tuff at all so stop acting hard behind your computer screens. I didn’t even put him on here so calm down. I think we all know who did though?
Someone is posing as me? That’s solid.
ill do him
Stop self posting Jared. You’re a loser
matt get a life and quit claiming everyone is jmac “self posting” you were the king of that shit on the THREE POSTS YOU HAVE ON HERE. FAGGOT. why don’t you get off your computer and go get changed into your black leather underwear and go be a hobbit wrestler JACK STACKS NICE WEBSITE LOSER
You feelin froggy then jump. Otherwise, you’re just another punk with a keyboard
this is such a cruel post
real low blow
Lmao!! Who even says I hate you? You sound like a 6 year old yelling at his mom. You don’t even know me, Britt. Get lost, you goof hahahaha
LOL matt how about stop trying to add me on FB under 12 different profiles. Seriously we know you changed your name on fb to shay ocloud and your pics to look like girl pics. And yeah I hate you. So does st albert. Maybe you should take a look at your actions and GROW UP
This is so funny. Bah hahahahahahaha.
I can help him with this
Weird.
I know Jared. He definitely needs rehab. He is a total junkie. Not surprised he’s a virgin.
Lol, he’s really cute
Matt Galpin? Isn’t that the wrestler dude on here who has photos of himself trying to look jacked even though his build is completely pathetic. Most children are better built then Matt Galpin. He is such a loser.
get off coke, and maybe you’ll find someone
I looked up Matt Galpin LOL This Jared kid looks ten times better. Matt probably just has a case of the “small dick” syndrome…he has to take out his frustrations somehow. Didn’t look like he was packing much in those short shorts.
Attn poster: You’re pathetic. Heard you ran like a bitch out of your own house when someone showed to stomp you for running games like this post. Trust me. I’m not afraid to say what I gotta say to your face. Consider this an open invitation to clear the air in person. Punk bitch.
Sincerely,
Jmac’s big brother
You guys are all dumb.
No wonder Edmonton makes fun of you St. Albert freaks.
LMAO yeah cuz NO ONE EVER DOES THIS IN EDMONTON DUMB BITCH!!! LOL are you retarded
Maybe he’s shy…
I’d do him. He’s kinda hot.
Yo I worked with this guy, actually a solid individual. Yall can hate on him if you want, i thought he was decentwhen i worked with him