THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jayde. Jayde thinks she’s better than everyone else because her parents are wealthy. She has a ton of male friends because she claims to be down to earth and a “super chill girl,” but they only hang out with her because she’ll have sex with anyone who gives her a compliment. She ABSOLUTELY WILL sleep with your boyfriend if given the chance. She’s always looking for an excuse to show up somewhere half naked. You can usually find her wandering around Purdue’s campus flaunting her disgusting midriff and ugly rib tattoo. Jayde has delusional aspirations of being a model, but the only photographers she works with are ones her parents hire to take her pathetic picture. This girl takes herself so seriously, its hard not to laugh right in her face. She always acts like she’s about to become legit model or something, but she will never be signed to any agency worth anything. So what do you think of her, Nik?
It doesn’t matter what I think because her Mom will be emailing regardless of what I say.- nik