THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jewelia Tennant aka jewlz the LAB RAT. Just a funny nick name that my mount boys like to call her. Jewlz is diggy diggy dtf! With anyone… LITERALLY, you don’t even need money, weed, or pepsi, although she loves all 3 and will fck you for any of them. She will do just about anything to f*ck you if she knows you have a girlfriend or if you aren’t hit as f*ck. Yeahhh she’s a little F*cked up in the head, YET she gives the worst brain ever dude and then will ask to make out with you. All you need is a d*ck and she’ll hop on it! She’s 20 and loves to F*CK sixteen year olds and loves to beg guys she finds attractive to f*ck her until they do and then they end up having to deal with her stage 5 clingy bossy *ss. This b*tch thinks she’s a bad b*tch but she had to move high schools because of her slooty ways and some girls threatening to beat her *ss. She has no idea how many people she’s had sex with and i’ve heard her say she doesn’t even care because what she doesn’t remember “didn’t happen”. Hahahaha this b*tch is whack as f8ck but i still think she looks good no matter what my mount boys say and i know you like blondies. Nik sooo here’s your perfect nanny! If u don’t think she looks good tell me whats wrong with her bc i dont see it!

Answer: No, flared nostrils, double shoulders a sunken elbow and a ring above her pant line.  Shall I go on?