Johnny Braxton Is Your Typical Douchebag

April 9, 2012 VCU, Washington DC 4

Wannabe Trainer, Guido, Italian.... Pretty much Everything LMAO

Wannabe Trainer, Guido, Italian.... Pretty much Everything LMAO

Wannabe Trainer, Guido, Italian.... Pretty much Everything LMAO

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok this guy goes by the name John or Johnny his real name is BRAXTON and he’s either italian/puerto rican, or lebanese/italian…. basically he’s a pathological liar, he’s an american all white claims to be mixed. He also claims to have bounced for clubs all over dc, new york, or miami, he hasn’t ever bounced in Miami or New York. He is also a freaking predator and will take home any grenade and “raw dog” them, he also has an DRD of lumps on his penis. This guy claims to own a few gyms and be a personal trainer which he is not, this guy lives at home with his mother. He lies about his age so don’t believe anything he says, hes 22 yrs old, trying to get into any club for free like he knows everyone when in actuality he doesn’t know shit. You’ll see him around M.I.A., LIMA, CURRENT, OPERA, and EDEN…. Look out for this wannabe guido! Hes not from NEW YORK, he memorized street names and claims to know the place like the back of his hand…. this guy is a fraud don’t believe his ass.

The Ed Farty board shorts explains it all.- nik