Kendra Nelson
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Edmonton, ABs’ Sydney. I met her off POF one day and the first time I met her, I was in her pants, no problem. I was fondling and kissing her. Everything was going great. Until…until I went down on her. I teased her inner thighs with my tongue, before I spread the lips to her waiting pink cavern. I peeked inside and…the itsy bitsy spider crawled out! Now, I’m not sure if this was the same spider from the nursery rhyme or not. I was too shocked and disturbed to care. You can’t even make this stuff up. I’m not joking, Nik. Sydney had a spider that sat down INSIDE her. My friends and I now call her Sydney Spider-cooch.
She put all that make-up on for a webcam photoshoot of herself. I decided.- nik










sooo shes easy? or sleazy?
how does that even happen????
ITS CRAB’S, MAYBE SHE SHOULD SHAVE THAT NASTY VA-GEE-GEE
that makes sense. Bill Nye over here.
What’s her fb name
i call bullsh*t!! there is NO WAY a spider could live in a vagina!
Uhm yeah theres no way a spider could actually live inside a vagina and then just walse out when you open it. If you’re going to make up shit about people then at least make it believable.
no kiddin eh
Her name is not Sydney. It’s Kendra Nelson and she is a huge tramp.
Crabs/lice…? thats so gross,,
Looks like a tramp Puke
I would hit that!!! This is bullshit. This guy is jealous that she wouldn’t put out on the first date!
This is just garbage. Nik, why are you allowing this to be posted? It’s so ridiculous and obviously a lie. We need REAL dirt, not make-believe shit
I wanna date this girl! spiders and women are the best!
Maybe the spider was meant for you! To scare your creepy ass. Most girls say “no, F*uk off”. She uses a spider, very creative if you think about. Its like she “out creep, the creeper.”
LOL
The poster above me is obviously retarded.
She’s beautiful. The poster is probably some guy she turned down.