THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this moron likes to draw on himself with sharpies and smells like sh*t, he doesn’t bathe and anyone will tell you this. He thinks he knows everything about you and likes to try and break you and when you don’t he insults you at a 3rd grade level. This little b*tch likes to “tell it like it is” when nobody gives a f*ck about his opinion. I used to be friends with this d-bag until his parents (he lives with) decided to buy him a f*cking car and he complained because it wasn’t the one he wanted. I called him a spoiled b*tch and he vanished until recently. Likes to call girls fat and lazy and is just a total idiot. Go f*ck yourself Jimi you stupid f*cking hipster!

Am I the only one that finds hipsters so weird?- nik