THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am submitting dirty on Jason Crosier. He has been known across UCA campus as the guy that always yells when lifting weights aka the meat aka meat head aka it’s not really 9″. I can attest to the last nick name first hand. I had the unfortunate pleasure of sleeping with him. It’s not 9″. It’s big. It is probably in at around 6.75″-7″ but it’s no niner. I should know as my dildo is a niner. That said he screwed me over and that’s why I’m writing this. After he hooked up with Rikicia Bratton, Whitney Smith, Shae Helms, Tiffany Brodington, Lindsey, Kristen Dixon, Rayleigh, Whitney Lerkd, I can keep going but if I do then we’re going to start naming girls in my sorority and I don’t want to do that to them…. He then sets his eyes on me. I was wooed by his massive muscles and funny personality so I caved. Big mistake. He hasn’t called or said hi to me since. I feel like a wh*re. I was under the influence but still. No excuse. Regardless he needs to be put on blast. All of central Arkansas needs to watch out for this womanizer. He can be found almost every weekend in downtown Little Rock praying on his next lay. Good luck ladies. Only hook up with him if you’re not looking for anything serious.
Jason, it’s still not too late for braces. Fix the grill and for the record 7 is not big.- nik