THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! So I can’t believe nobody has posted this ridiculously gorgeous girl. Her name is Cary Poole and she’s originally from Altamonte Springs. We went to high school together. (the same school that chin-chilla went to; Lake Brantley breeds models, obviously). She lives in Miami now and is doing some serious modeling. Word is that she’s dating Miami Dolphins TE Anthony Fasano. Either way, just asking if you would?
Answer: No, the back fat and wart under her elbow bothers me.