THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, In the dictionary next to two-faced, drama- queen, attention whore, and “cleat chaser ” you will find a directions to turn to page 69 and refer to “Kelli Black”.This all- around, self proclaimed “bad ass” has put more effort into “swagging” into football player’s beds than UGA has trying to keep them outta trouble. When she isn’t playing the “law student role” for mommy and daddy, she is hitting up the strip club, flashing guys for drinks from on top of the bar, and making out with whatever pair of legs she can get a hold of.. Thats right she is a damn good DAWG. Even the GA recievers could catch something from this b*tch.

Wonder what she’s doing with that purple crayon, doesn’t seem like her type.  There’s also awkward positioning in that car.- nik