Lindsay Marie Is 9 And 2
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’ve hung out with Lindsay plenty of times but out of respect have never wanted to see her nipples because everyone says it ruins her. I thought she was one hell of a sexy chick until I googled her name. OMG, dude you are so right… its totally like one nipple is at 9 and the other one at 2. You figured she would have got that fixed, but than again you need money for that lol.
If you know your nipples are retarded why get naked… oh its because Porn is your only skill.- nik
the last thing anyone with retarded nipples should do is take nude pics, shit I’d be trying to get them fixed if I knew mine were like that
so sad…get a job…girls like u are a dime a dozen, go get ur GED and move on…
She’s trying her hardest to rip Shayne up on her website…no mention of you though.
cuz she bang him… home wrecking ho
She’s jealous of Shayne, she smells Nik’s money
I really hope she knows that that is just not ok. She’s probably like “It doesn’t matter people will still like me for who i am and my body” and its just like no! You ruined yourself by getting bad +2s. Its her fault and nobody else’s. she needs to just go sit on her thumb but she probably already doe that in her day job…
Really? You actually type “like” — you probably say “like” every other word because you have no vocabulary. Illiteracy is a real turnoff. Go back to school!
he said like twice….?
wow…how does that happen? bad dr. or something? poor girl.
Need a name to google
She photoshopped the hell out of this picture. Why didn’t she just photoshop her nipple to the right place?
I saw this chick’s website and I have to say that she trashed your wife… Honest… Your wife was beat before she had her work done… BEAT! Haha. Your wife is a facade… 6.5 post op… She was a solid 1.4 before her TRANsformation.
Reality is a bitch Nik.
At least his wife wasn’t a jerk off instructor!!!!
u know this post is from 9&2, she can’t stand that another blonde in LA is married to a man with his own money. And i think Shayne was an 8 before and a 9.5 now. Frankent!ts will always be 2 for 2 dollar ho!!
Dear Lord
Why would she even take nude pictures… gross!!!
That…. was a Playboy shoot? We knew Playboy was dying, but now’s the time to take the old guy off of life support. Go to the light, Playboy, go to the light….
And speaking of old guys, can’t she find one to pay to get those fixed?!? what the hell….
Your an idiot, that was a tease um shoot, she had to pay a 100 bucks to do that crap, with the perv photographer telling her oh ya just like that airhead.
And by “tell her” you mean “told me?” Nice try Lindsay….well not really, airhead. Fix those titties girl, what are you waiting for??
The non-heart version of this pic can be found a site of hers (I guess), which I’m not going to plug, and it has a Playboygirls.com tag on the bottom of the photo. Whether it’s the mag or some website they run that she had to pay to be apart or whatever, it’s all guilty by association in regards to the brand. It’s sad all the way around. Sad tits. Sad site. Sad situation.
However, I do enjoy you trying to call someone an idiot when you can’t spell or use punctuation. Clearly, you’ve got the grasp of how a nudey photo shoot works, so you’re winning there.
She’s hot id F*cking tap that everyday
Shes a nympho shed let you, come on ur computer she’d like that
This is an old picture and this girl personality + looks minus the botched boob job = someone better than Shayne the gold digger
personality ha ha ha looks ha ha. i don’t see Shayne stooping to ur level. stop freeloading of ur loser boyfriend and why did u freeload off of daveed bendito. all u wear is pimps and hos clothes and throwing dollar bills in pics with poser pimps. try and at least get a decent shopping spree out of it already! you can even find some decent items at your local thrift store if that’s the best he’d do for u.
still wouldnt kick her oout of bed for eating crackers
She’s hot, I don’t care which way her nipples point.
What the hell….I think it’s fair to say that she was better off without those +2′s….
they look painful
She can’t handle the truth, she is still hoping for people to jack off to her bcus she’s a moron. She paid for this photo shoot and the pic was taken a billion years ago. She has a huge azz forehead, a jacked up nose, tj implants, a beer belly. A picture is worth a thousand words, when looking at this no good ones come to mind but one word stands out the most… Trash!
WTF! Is wrong with her nipples? It makes me cross-eyed. Keep hating your bodies women, putting plastic in them, Good Job Lindsay You will forever look crooked and refunded.
So she was dogging Shayne on her site, so now Nik has to dog her on his? Oh I get it…
Her tits look like a $50 Tiajuana hack job! Can’t stop laughing!!!
I’m thinking she DOES realize how much her nipples hate each other…That’s why she’s continuing to pose nude! To pay for her nipple placement surgery!!!
It looks like her left breast has bottomed out,.. thats why the nipple is so high. She should have gone back to her doctor and made him fix it. OR do what I’d do… go to another surgeon who does alot of revisions and have this corrected, unless she is afraid of going under the knife again. I dont get why she is still posing nude. Its sad that her breasts look so awful-her body is nice and she has a pretty face.
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