THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whom do we have here? Its Jenna and Kenny. A.K.A Big Toothed Beaver Shouldn’t Wear Heels Harp and Small Man Needs A Shower And Sippy Cup Cannon. Can we say Flava Flav and Brigitte Nielson? Ever since Kenny has started dating The Tower Jenna- hes been seen walking a bit taller. Watching his posture and sneaking inserts in his shoes to make him taller. Its hard for a man to date someone significantly taller. Hes been seen in the club arguing with his girl as to why she wore heels that night, as she looked down at him in tears. Rumor has it she wears a strap on to bed and changes Cannon’s diaper in the morning. He recently got fired from Luckys Grocery yet he still maintains he is a rapper. Jenna has been going to nursing school longer than any relationship she has been able to maintain. Not only is her mom wasting hard earned money on her daughters education but she pays her car note as well. Jenna’s roommates don’t even stick around due to her spoiled ways since her mom pays her rent. Not only did her ex man use her pad as a hookup spot while she was out of town, but he still gets his d*ck sucked by jenna to this day when Cannon has the kids.
This is worse than cock block… this is pussy block.- nik