My Boyfriends Roommate Is So Disgusting
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my boyfriend’s roommates blanket and cup where he puts his toothbrushes. He has done laundry once since semester started (semester started 4 months ago) Along with the cup and the blanket he never picks up after himself. He has literally taken up a corner in the apartment with his stuff. He showers and then puts on the same clothes (seems to be pointless)along with putting the toilet seat down when he uses the rest room and above all else we took his blanket and put under black light, gross.
I need his name and picture please.- nik
Grow up sweetie…. You’re not dating him, so stop complaining.
She IS grown up, hence the reason she is grossed out by this slob. children live this way, not responsible adults. I’m sure your sheets look like this too.
I think I know who this is?
Does he go by the name SEAL?
Is his face all messd up like a African Headhunter or someone who survived a car fire?
Um. Move???
I’ve got a spare room here in my Double Wide.
Possible NO RENT situation?
Hey JV nice work hanging out with a chick who gets into a fight at Mutts, COME ON MAN.
Me?
THE CHICK WITH THE TATTOOS AND THE BLACK HAIR WITH THE BLONDE FRIEND.
Yup, thats was me. You can take a chick out of the I.E. but you can’t take the I.E. out of her.
I Hear you Brother
on another note… Big fake boobs are awesome lol
I GOTTA TELL YA, SHE LOOKED PRETTY GOOD “HUGE RACK” UNTIL I NOTICED THE TATTOO ON THE THIGH.
Nik hates tattoos, but I like em. Come say whats up next time.
WILL DO, SCHOONERS ON ME.
Make all the smart a$$ racial comments you want to make BUT I can’t tell you how many times I have had to call the police to et them out of the dumpster behind my KFC franchise.
They don’t eat the meat and sides they Eat The Frigin Bone and have been know to push leg bones through their flat noses?
wow….your racist imagination is just heartwarming. i sincerely hope you get run over by a truck. really, go play in traffic or start a mushroom collection.
I wish this was jst a made up story but it is not.
When the police came they made them leave but said NO criminal charges could be filed because they were eating garbage I had thrown out.
Even the cops laughed when one of the blacks in there said they suck the juice out of the bones then spit it into a beer can until they have about two tablespoons full then he said they mix it with podered milk to make what he called African gravy? Go Figure?
I am just afraid they will be hurt in there and I could be sued? I am installining a chain and lock system to keep them out but they still come into the store and lick customers gravy boats out after they toss the containers into the trash. What can I do ????
Dude passes the test – he is not gay.
I bet he is white also. Only white people tend to live this dirty!!!
No, you guessed he was white because he’s in college. Now get back to work, theres a customer it the drive-thru
black people live like this everyday with their greasy fingers from eating all that chicken
True. Most blacks are so cheap they use fried chicken grease on their hair so they don’t have to buy Afro Sheen.
It’s actually Soul-Glo, get it right! lmao
niqqers are dirty filthy un-civilized animals
Wow your not living there are you? Your BF has a problem with it? Tell him to confront his roomate. Unless your mooching off your bf and living with him and another dude. Kick the other dude out or move out… not a big deal sloot
Dude, that is some pretty phuqed up repugnant shyt right there. More pecker tracks than a south side motel 6 on sunday mornin…not to mention the Jonas Salk’s left over petrie dish for a toothbrush holder. Ol’ Pig Pen blacklight must be doin his dissertation on Forensic Sci….Buck Nasty. BTW Am I the only one who noticed there are TWO teef bushes in that green slime? Sooo the next question….Who’s the nasty SOB helping this bacteria farmer desicrate the almighty RED SOLO CUP?
His Dirty Name: Luminol
classic
Got to love the college experience!
Don’t ever piss Nik off, he will win.
“I need his name and picture please.- nik “
my god, this brings back bad memories of college roommates. wiping wads of hair on the wall in the shower, leaving dishes out for weeks at a time (until i threw them in the back yard) AND the best, coming home from break to a huge, #2 in our toilet disintegrating that no one had touched in days or would til i plunged it. i almost lost my mind and health there! never again will i get in such a situation again!
hoovert that was the hardest i ever laughed in my life