My Female Crush
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, to me she is Perfection. My female crush. Is she your brunette?! Now tell me, WOULD YOU?!
Answer: No, besides all the moles on her chest… I don’t like her two front teeth.
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Canada
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And 3 because she is from Jersey!
her makeup is scary.
Don’t understand how clown faces are pretty or sexy. Id rather screw a chick with two pimples then a chick with 4 pounds of clown shit
phuleeease.. Haha, she’s like any other average girl. Obviously she looks nice WITH makeup. But without it? Most likely not so great.
I call selfpost if anything.
She looks great without makeup & she’s not afraid to show the million youtube subscribers she’s shown! Fantastic Makeup artist, & the clown makeup comment, this picture was from a video in tribute to BEYONCE HERSELF with the makeup look
self-post fail.
looks like a before and after plastic surgery ad lol
No. Right picture is Clownface. Top pic is Clownface. Hell, even the bottom one is probably meant to be “natural” but reeks of clownface.
Sorry love, but hell no. Paperbag treatment.
another failed attempt at yet another pathetic selfpost.
PS. you look like a dude..
haha you guys are fools
LMAO at you guys (or girls?) who claim you wouldn’t bang her. Yeah, the eyemakeup reminds me of old 80s rockers or something but she’s still pretty fine. The last small pic on the left is the best – not TOO overdone. I’d slip it to her, hell yeah.
thats just disgusting!
Thats my best friend/twinny & shes GORGEOUS . Is this all you guys have to do is sit around & hate on other people you dont even know ? FYI Shes wearing that much makeup because shes a makeup artist and does tutorials on youtube. Ive seen her many times with no makeup in sweats with her hair in a bun and shes still beautiful
Come on Lindsey Kayla…This whole clown face that Jersey girls use is way past due.
So you guys over at TheDirty delete any comments that we leave that doesn’t support Nik’s initial comments? Censorship to a whole new level. God forbid this girl comes to check the comments and sees some people out there actually disagree with Nik Richie…whether you think she’s beautiful or not, ANY guy would picture her naked if she was talking to them, and no, I’m not one of her friends and have never met this broad.
I think shes pretty
I’d definitly bang her shes really hot… these pics arent photoshopped are they?
I think she beautiful … Hater lol
What is her youtube name? I want to do makeup like her
This girl may look hot but deep down inside, she is a miserable girl. She spends all her time at clubs looking for coke and heroin. I’ve seen her jab a vein a few times prior to going into Surf Club and Pacha. She does enjoy giving New Jersey club promoters hand jobs for free drinks, drugs, and comps to her favorite clubs.
LMAOOOOO considering I’ve never been to surf club or pacha or done drugs idiottttt
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it’s 2 bad ur so fuvking perfect , your a goof.
shes not that hot
This girl is a youtube blogger the pics are from her makeup tutorials…coming from a girls perspective she’s pretty in the beginning of her makeup tutorials without makeup on too. Just sayin’.
lmao you guys ARE ALL PATHETIC bullies who hide behind your computers. heres a comment. GO EFF YOURSELVES
U tell em Carli!!!!
She’s gorgeous. I watch her tutorials all the time and even without make up she looks great. I’ve never met her and it’s likely I never will, but whatever. Haters gon hate.
She’s a Jew who thinks she’s hot shit her makeup tutorial suck
very gorgeous
I like how the dirty armo criticizes chicks out of his league
What’s her name?
yup she is gorgeous perfection at its finest!!!!
whats funny is she has over 50,000 people who follow her. so HI HATERS
what a slut..
self post, bitch get over yourself.
All of these HATERS are going to end up behind a computer screen all their pathetic little lives just like nik judging everyone because they’re living their lives.. yet you’re here.. hating? Nice. Got to do something to keep yourselves entertained right? Good luck with that. Dumbasses.
her eye makeup isnt bad
but this is a self post lol
get over it
Quit trying to do cat eye look when your eyes are as deep as holes!!!!
need some hateraid???
Gigantic Nose lmao!!!
Fake eyes and lashes. Don’t match your eyes and frankly without all that eyeliner from corner to corner she probably looks completely different.
Her lips are ridiculously FAKE.
Niceee forehead lines she photoshopped the crap out.